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cenziz7 | A fun thing to do in the bath if your a guy is "Submarine" You lay down and slowly raise your hips until your periscope breaches the surface. After examining the surrounding seas and bubble icebergs you give a cry of 'Dive dive dive!' and slowly withdraw your periscope leaving only ripples in the water behind. | 1,900 | cenxhao | FallenMatt | AskReddit | 663 | 2014-01-12 14:46:06 | Who whoa whoa. Penises float in water?! |
cf3kr4u | Is still baby. Such is life. Struggle continue. | 1,898 | cf3kdpe | MR-C0F1 | AskReddit | 623 | 2014-01-31 06:16:43 | What if the penis is wrapped up? |
cez1dby | Her brother. | 1,894 | cez0f5y | JewsusChrist | AskReddit | 928 | 2014-01-25 20:25:46 | Was this at some regular diner or something? |
ceooszv | He played it wrong. He should have confessed to one of them that he was confused about his sexuality, and ask her to help him confirm whether or not he was gay. | 1,893 | ceoncz4 | TBatWork | AskReddit | 1,254 | 2014-01-13 12:32:43 | It doesn't work the other way around though. A guy I knew in High School joined the cheerleader squad because he thought it increased his chance with the girls who were cheerleaders. Nope. They all assumed he was gay and so did every other girl in the school. After reassuring them he wasn't gay they still weren't in... |
cehix3x | [He's also smooth as fuck](http://i.imgur.com/nPsQa20.gif) | 1,891 | cehid52 | likwitsnake | videos | 837 | 2014-01-04 18:09:10 | He also knows how to ask a question in his own AMA. |
cf2fl5r | Both parents can be there even if they are not married. | 1,888 | cf2dp8p | Alice_In_Zombieland | AskReddit | 666 | 2014-01-29 20:10:23 | I hate it when people mention that it's fine to have children while you're not married. Believe me, a child really wants and needs both parents to be there all the time. |
ceu96cv | Run, simba | 1,888 | ceu8wps | Malanilawl | AskMen | 658 | 2014-01-20 08:15:10 | He didn't like that idea at all. |
cew2bxh | It's a good thing that this story broke right before his AMA, otherwise we might have forgotten to ask him anything Star Wars related. | 1,887 | cew1nib | DamnHellAssKings | movies | 1,170 | 2014-01-22 09:39:37 | You can all ask Mark Hamill about this *today*. He's doing an AMA at 4 PM. |
cevlkqr | A large light skin black dick is being held back against the leg of the man by just his index finger. As a pretty blonde girl smiles for the camera the mans finger slips off the tip of his penis sending it swinging through the air like a dick shaped Tarzan swinging through the jungle. A mighty Tarzan yell can be heard ... | 1,886 | cevl8cl | DrewSuitor | AskReddit | 583 | 2014-01-21 18:07:10 | Drew, my phone doesn't play gifs. Can I get a description of whas going on, maybe around thirty words in length? |
cejj6yw | Magenta = Match. No wonder you were adopted. | 1,886 | cejim8t | chadridesabike | AskReddit | 1,050 | 2014-01-07 05:39:10 | You just shake up the little bottle with a hair and some liquid in it. Purple = match, right? |
cezfczz | You are subjected to snarky, ignorant posts on reddit. | 1,884 | cezf5o4 | danchan22 | todayilearned | 366 | 2014-01-26 11:29:38 | Are there any known negative impacts from doing that? |
ceqqkdb | There's a petition on change.org to have it tried as a federal case... sign& share https://www.change.org/petitions/dianne-feinstein-investigate-the-death-of-kelly-thomas-as-a-federal-case Edit: Wow! Thank you for the gold stranger! | 1,882 | ceqpo58 | [deleted] | pics | 969 | 2014-01-15 19:23:55 | Is there anything that can be done now? |
cez35kq | A man who shaves his beard for the affection of a woman deserves neither. | 1,881 | cez0sod | nonbornking | AskReddit | 824 | 2014-01-25 21:51:45 | Shave my beard. |
celx973 | How does it feel being a survivor of Asschwitz? | 1,880 | celwota | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,162 | 2014-01-09 21:13:10 | I had a girl *willingly* go ass to mouth with me a couple times. It was her idea. She was a German exchange student at my college. While she was sucking it, she said "you know why *this* is dirty, don't you?" Not much left on my bucket list edit: when i met this girl (we'll call her "zeh german") i was seeing another... |
celwhwa | except for the whole dying part. | 1,878 | celw6yp | 4KGB | AskReddit | 776 | 2014-01-09 20:40:43 | Think about it though. All you have to do is play one round. If you win, $10 million richer. Lose, that money could go to your family or any person of your choosing. Win:win situation. |
cez8jqm | Seven children died because of you. | 1,873 | cez8cgz | Dared00 | AskReddit | 775 | 2014-01-26 05:49:04 | Fuck me, I played this game so much but had Ad Block.. |
celx4tn | Yes. You already told us that. | 1,873 | celwhsh | fastredb | AskReddit | 308 | 2014-01-09 21:07:44 | I don't get it? |
cendoxl | "How dare you not fuck my wife!" | 1,873 | cencaeh | patientbearr | AskReddit | 911 | 2014-01-11 18:41:13 | I would have loved to be drinking in that bar and see that argument. |
ceyzmbe | Sounds like you're being a bit dramatic. | 1,870 | ceyypom | IranianGenius | AskReddit | 934 | 2014-01-25 19:07:45 | In middle school I joined a drama club to get closer to a girl. They picked me first to read some lines and it was a disaster. I never went back for day 2. |
cez0dlj | "Oh bother Tigger, it looks like we are out of lube, you'll have to fuck my ass dry, or maybe we could try using honey?" | 1,867 | cez0bna | [deleted] | AskReddit | 627 | 2014-01-25 19:41:11 | TIL |
cel5fn0 | Green is lime bro, C'mon now. | 1,865 | cel4lk2 | samili | AskReddit | 613 | 2014-01-08 23:22:27 | Try lemon juice. Get the pure green bottle type and it will make you sick taking a shot of it because of how sweet it tastes (eating a pound of sugar will probably taste less sugary). |
cemzv50 | My story is a little long, probably cliche and in too much detail but it's my passion so here you go, I met her freshman year in gym. From the first time I ever laid eyes on her, even then in my stupider and immature days, I knew she was different. She had a beauty I could feel. Her hair was so long and natural and a... | 1,864 | cemx9ho | Murphmonster | AskReddit | 765 | 2014-01-11 09:04:08 | Tell me this story. |
cf1hbse | He is not a smart man. | 1,863 | cf1eqe8 | quiet_desperado | AskReddit | 800 | 2014-01-28 18:41:09 | couldn't you paint over the foot prints as you walked out? |
cf0xz2s | *"And the Joseph and Mary looked up to see a great gathering of a mixed variety of super heroes and villains, mainly featured in the Marvel Universe. And Joseph cried tears of great fury because he was a DC fan."* - Luke 2:25 Edit: Thank you so much for my first gold! | 1,859 | cf0ww7g | for_death_and_ruin | AskReddit | 1,199 | 2014-01-28 07:22:35 | I had Spider Man, Venom, and Doctor Octopus attend the Nativity Scene... |
cetakqi | It's softer than many other fabrics and easy to clean. Therefore, it protects out outer clothing from urine, feces, and genital discharges while protecting our nether regions from harsher fabrics used in jeans, etc. Then you can clean it easily if you shart. | 1,857 | cetaag6 | notafatasianguy | AskReddit | 735 | 2014-01-19 00:37:20 | Why do we wear underwear? [Serious] |
cf1jh5f | (NSA agent laughing hysterically) | 1,857 | cf1i4nf | Kindhamster | AskReddit | 809 | 2014-01-28 19:59:15 | "Hello?" *feedback* "Shit" |
cefi95n | Wait.. Americans don't get paper hats in crackers? | 1,856 | cefhxom | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,092 | 2014-01-02 07:51:24 | What's up with those paper crowns you guys wear around Christmas? |
cetaean | themselves | 1,855 | ceta7j5 | ILL_PM_YOU_MY_D | AskReddit | 606 | 2014-01-19 00:22:15 | What do people like to talk about? |
ceichhx | It's great how easily I can [make money online](http://www.prizerebel.com/index.php?r=532851). | 1,855 | ceibtnk | jaibrooks1 | gifs | 465 | 2014-01-05 18:14:18 | Singing! |
cem51cu | *A bit from linked Wikipedia article about* [***Rolling shutter***](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_shutter) : --- >**Rolling shutter** is a method of image acquisition in which each frame is recorded not from a snapshot of a single point in time, but rather by scanning across the frame either vertically or ... | 1,855 | cem518g | autowikibot | pics | 1,195 | 2014-01-10 06:50:03 | Explanation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolling_shutter |
cerm1br | Off? | 1,852 | cerlzbu | Seba553 | AskReddit | 847 | 2014-01-16 19:24:03 | Me? |
cepf2j9 | My first thought was "babies drinking other mother's milk? That's gross", then I realized I'm a grown ass man that drinks milk from other animals. | 1,851 | cepdn67 | unibrow4o9 | WTF | 957 | 2014-01-14 10:03:29 | If a milk bank won't take them (there is a strict screening process), check out Human Milk for Human Babies on Facebook. That's where I got milk for my baby when I was diagnosed with cancer. Very cool organization. |
cel9xav | Nobody runs in that family. | 1,849 | cel9k91 | chadridesabike | AskReddit | 880 | 2014-01-09 06:17:42 | Guess we can say laziness runs in the family. |
cev4kan | I'm really surprised this didn't turn out to be piss. | 1,845 | cev2x7q | Logic_Bomb421 | AskReddit | 710 | 2014-01-21 08:18:06 | I jumped into my father's car and I was thirsty as hell, and lucky for me I found a half-full bottle of lemonade. So I quickly unscrew the cork and took some big juicy gulps from it when I suddenly felt how it tasted. I quickly remove it from my lips and see serveral big lumps of mold in it. And somehow I didn't throw ... |
ceposq9 | *And that's what sickens me the most.* | 1,844 | cepojo4 | Unidan | WTF | 875 | 2014-01-14 15:37:57 | WE CAN'T ALL BE BIOLOGISTS, UNIDAN |
cf0nl0e | "So hey uh...you really swept me off my feet back there." | 1,843 | cf0n2g7 | Show-Me-Your-Moves | AdviceAnimals | 477 | 2014-01-27 19:46:08 | This is the kind of thing that girls find funny. this could serve as a major ice breaker if you ever talk to her and bring this up in the right way. |
cen6wfc | Right. Just masturbate and leave for work. | 1,842 | cen6go4 | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,066 | 2014-01-11 14:04:06 | Then you don't have to worry about your shower. |
cf3dva3 | "I fucked Ted" "I fucked your cat" | 1,841 | cf3dngg | GoingPole2Pole | AskReddit | 570 | 2014-01-30 21:24:54 | You got it mixed up when you said it, didn't you? |
ceo466j | Stop dating 15 year olds. Or don't. Ya know... it's whatevs. | 1,841 | ceo39le | chazzing | AskReddit | 1,128 | 2014-01-12 17:46:32 | Every girl I've ever dated. |
cemyo78 | I was gonna be a pro, but then i got high | 1,840 | cemxjrh | Incognito_Jew | AskReddit | 853 | 2014-01-11 08:06:54 | I was going to be pro too, then I messed up my knee really bad. |
cetxcey | After I saw that, I'm rooting for the seahawks | 1,840 | cetwf9w | awkwardlytallmatt | videos | 688 | 2014-01-19 19:49:34 | After I saw that I decided I'm pulling for the Broncos. |
ceeqdw9 | Kinda sounds like a certain website we all know, where most threads get filled up by jokes and puns instead of trying to add anything meaningful to the conversation. Fucking tumblr. | 1,838 | ceeozft | Damadawf | AskReddit | 682 | 2014-01-01 05:27:06 | Lots of people are self-involved. They like making cartoons about themselves because they are all really witty, good looking comedians, right? |
ceh1mma | More like a severe case smug butthole. Butthollier-than-thou | 1,837 | ceh1kpd | MisterDonkey | AskReddit | 854 | 2014-01-04 02:25:56 | This sounds like a mild case of butthole hubris |
cegufnw | So cute when they get that growth spurt around 2 years. | 1,833 | cegubhn | lXaNaXl | WTF | 715 | 2014-01-03 19:31:56 | She was moderately overweigh to begin with. It grew slowly at first over the period of two years (they think) and then recently had a growth spurt over the past two months. |
ceis3li | > Eject from chopper It could just be me but helicopter ejection seats sounds like a *very bad idea* | 1,833 | ceirgnw | geekmuseNU | AskReddit | 590 | 2014-01-06 09:15:44 | Flash thrice? Eject from chopper and parachute to safety while violators deal with crash. |
cet497n | "Never pass out around white people" | 1,831 | cet1hw0 | capitalsfan | AskReddit | 725 | 2014-01-18 18:50:41 | Corndog. One night he passed out drunk, friends stuck a corndog (stick end) up his ass, and left the actual corndog part sticking out. |
ceoo11z | Nope. But he got escorted straight to jail. | 1,830 | ceomvyd | SuckALongOne | AskReddit | 844 | 2014-01-13 12:03:55 | Did his escort service work out? |
cek8up3 | As the undeniably real Jenny McCarthy, I can firmly state that I believe wholeheartedly that vaccinations are a vital part of healthy child medicinal care | 1,823 | cek8p2m | realJennyMcCarthy | AdviceAnimals | 1,045 | 2014-01-07 21:53:28 | How pro-vaccine are you Jenny McCarthy? |
cefmzt0 | The fuel costs are, according to Musk, about $400.000. Let's round that off and say 500.000, so that the empty rocket costs 56 million. The Falcon 9 carries about 475 tonnes of propellant. If we can convert dollar bills into kerosene and oxygen perfectly, using 1 dollar bills and assuming a mass of one gram, we get a... | 1,821 | cefmgn5 | [deleted] | space | 497 | 2014-01-02 10:59:15 | Using dollar bills as rocket fuel would be cheaper than the shuttle was. |
ceu8h8n | Haven't you seen Cool Runnings? This is a documentary that will answer all those questions and all of life's other questions as well. | 1,818 | ceu8fr8 | idgafau5 | dogecoin | 573 | 2014-01-20 07:45:14 | Where does the Jamaican bobsled team practice? Where do the players come from? What Jamaican youth decides that he will pursue a career in bobsledding? How can he facilitate that in a tropical country? |
cejk75g | My putty hurts... | 1,817 | cejjltp | [deleted] | explainlikeimfive | 1,070 | 2014-01-07 06:41:27 | Imagine I have some putty and a pencil. I put some putty on a table in a gob and then stick a pencil right in the middle of it. At first everything stays pretty much the same. The pencil stays upright and the putty doesn't really move. But after a couple of hours you would notice that the putty has drooped a little b... |
cefpu29 | >Pointing out that advertising images are 'shopped doesn't change the underlying fact that the model still has a smokin' hot body I don't think anyone is trying to change that underlying fact. It's just a moderately clever way of reminding people that the ideal is not real. | 1,816 | cefngda | OriginalStomper | pics | 711 | 2014-01-02 12:38:59 | Pointing out that advertising images are 'shopped doesn't change the underlying fact that the model still has a smokin' hot body, one which she no doubt spends hours a day maintaining. It's not like she, or even the projected/mediated image of her is a wholly false construct. It's just nudged in a certain direction. T... |
ceqo9m1 | Today my son shook all the turds out of his diaper and onto the carpet. I was not amazed, nor amused. Edit: As a mother, nothing can make me more proud than knowing my highest rated comment is about my son's poop. Thank you all. <3 | 1,815 | ceqkrf9 | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,125 | 2014-01-15 18:00:27 | Witnessed a grown man shake a single turd out of his overalls outside of a gas station once. I was and still am amazed. |
ceows0v | You were Hermione Granger'd | 1,811 | ceoryiz | kiky23 | AskReddit | 1,060 | 2014-01-13 17:25:57 | In university I ran for student council and needed signatures to get on the ballot. I asked a girl in one of my classes (with whom I'd worked on some projects, and who had always been friendly) to sign, and she did. After class, walking to another building, the girl is just a few feet ahead of me and I hear her plainl... |
ceqeb1d | The cocking of the cheek and the rushing of wind | 1,806 | ceqdw84 | leonprimrose | AskReddit | 819 | 2014-01-15 12:22:57 | How'd you know if it was silent? |
cejyrt4 | or a girl. | 1,804 | cejy8o8 | Icezhu | AskReddit | 672 | 2014-01-07 15:31:21 | Repeat on a monthly cycle. Foster rumours that you're a werewolf. |
cekg7ni | Needle threading. | 1,804 | cekfmxy | Unidan | AskReddit | 775 | 2014-01-08 07:16:25 | *cough* /u/Unidan *cough* |
cesob53 | So UK finally went full retard? | 1,802 | ceso5w8 | Lollittaja | leagueoflegends | 912 | 2014-01-18 06:21:40 | Yes, it is. (which is pretty sad) |
cem6h2j | Man U can't afford one more loss. | 1,799 | cem5h3b | qb_st | soccer | 519 | 2014-01-10 07:55:02 | Can you e-mail Man United to arrange a friendly against Macclesfield Town? I'm pretty sure we need the money more than Peru. |
cem7ykm | He would of made a total of $29, because that's how virginity and sex works. Edit: I get it, you all think the anus is a secondary virgin hole. | 1,794 | cem6guj | HiIsItMeYouRLooking4 | todayilearned | 823 | 2014-01-10 08:52:05 | He would have made so much more money if he just wrote "Virgin $29" |
ceuiu40 | http://i.imgur.com/c4FKq6g.gif | 1,793 | ceufnou | AlmostGivesYouGold | funny | 790 | 2014-01-20 13:59:42 | Prepare accordingly: http://i.imgur.com/VNJnB.jpg |
cejmcsn | So being an IT professional is like being the Avatar. Hardware. Spreadsheets. Software. Word Processing. Long ago, the network lived in harmony, but everything changed when the software drivers no longer supported the hardware. Only the SysAdmin, master of all four business elements could bring balance to th... | 1,793 | cejlu1l | Zemedelphos | AskReddit | 1,109 | 2014-01-07 08:21:46 | Sysadmin here. This man knows of which he speaks. |
cf046ne | In an unmarked box. Delivered by a big "Sex Toy Emporium" van, that moans as it drives down the street, like a perverted ice cream truck. | 1,792 | cf01398 | thehonestyfish | AskReddit | 758 | 2014-01-27 08:30:02 | A flesh light and that cushion you insert it in to fuck. Please let it arrive in an unmarked box. Please. |
cet4i9i | Can you imagine, you've got a daugher, and you love her so much, and every day she goes to school and you just hope she learns a lot and has a good day, and that she's got a lot of friends, and the other kids at school just call her *Tits*? Can you imagine how you'd feel... having a daughter with such rockin' tits and... | 1,792 | cet1zm8 | kid-karma | AskReddit | 525 | 2014-01-18 19:02:12 | Thats so depressing |
cevyqet | Guess who's gonna make an akward moment at the best man's speech this year? | 1,792 | cevyk0m | Tontac | AskReddit | 651 | 2014-01-22 07:20:41 | Me too |
celi5uq | This is all well and good, but what happens when you have to fold a tshirt in combat when peoples' lives depend on it? | 1,787 | celhbxs | aneasymistake | AskReddit | 1,007 | 2014-01-09 11:46:27 | Oh yeah sure haha, basically you get inspected in the military all the time. Your gear needs to be perfect (Tshirts have specific sizes they must be folded to, no seams visible, etc etc). So in order to maintain perfection I bought a second set of everything and I hid the clothing that I actually wore. So you fold it ... |
cehf1bp | http://i.imgur.com/uJYVCuy.jpg | 1,786 | ceh8kz1 | CrookedStool | aww | 770 | 2014-01-04 14:28:26 | I know my hair is getting too long and it's starting to get shaggy, but it's cold as shit outside. It'll have to stay shaggy till winter has passed. |
cethmoe | So it's [this](http://i.imgur.com/0EeSvRE.gif). | 1,784 | cethka4 | satanismyhomeboy | AskReddit | 1,087 | 2014-01-19 09:38:25 | Softcore porn is just simulated sex. There is no penetration, they are just acting like sex scenes in films. Hardcore pornography is when the "actors" are actually having sex. Now that you know this, I think you can figure out for yourself what softcore gay porn is. |
cef1k4e | My ex has :'( | 1,782 | cef0duo | notausernamee | AskReddit | 686 | 2014-01-01 15:13:04 | I have never laughed so hard at an orgasm before. |
cf079kh | Okay Britta. Edit: Thanks for Gold! I'm glad this happened naturally though, definitely took me 15 hours to get back and check any of this. | 1,782 | cf03jgr | Kyr205 | funny | 620 | 2014-01-27 10:23:05 | Wow, she's been eating like that since she was four years old?! Her odd relationship with food must stem from something deep in her psyche to be so intolerant to variety. |
ceei8tx | Heelys weren't stupid. They were a great fad. | 1,780 | ceehx5p | CianD | AskReddit | 872 | 2013-12-31 18:05:57 | Heelys |
celhssw | nooice | 1,780 | celhkp7 | Ottonian | AskReddit | 858 | 2014-01-09 11:33:53 | niiiiiiiiiiiiice |
cemzgyx | The mastur of bating | 1,779 | cemz66d | trogdor1423 | AskReddit | 496 | 2014-01-11 08:46:18 | the master what? |
celkj2r | It's official. Radical muslims are just below mayonnaise on the IQ scale. Edit: welp, looks like my obscure Tiny Toons reference got entirely out of control. | 1,778 | celgwwn | ginx2666 | worldnews | 879 | 2014-01-09 13:07:22 | There was this joke being passed around in Lebanon that mocks silly Islamic verdicts; it is forbidden for women to sit on chairs because chairs are males, they can sit on tables however because tables are females. In Arabic grammar things are referred to as he or she, there is no 'it' and it happens that chairs are ref... |
celjpke | Hey now, society has made a lot of progress and women are no longer considered property | 1,777 | celib21 | S133py | AskReddit | 373 | 2014-01-09 12:39:45 | Probably cause company property. |
ceuhiwp | Stuck together. | 1,775 | ceuhh1r | BlackCaaaaat | AskReddit | 468 | 2014-01-20 13:13:32 | [](/ppfear) Can't imagine what your favorites page must look like now. |
cf0omk3 | Two stoned birds. | 1,770 | cf0ocu1 | HaveADab | AskReddit | 865 | 2014-01-27 20:25:09 | If you know the parties, then why didn't you ask them for an invitation? That way, you can teach them the correct way of partying while preparing them for college. Two birds one stone, right? |
cex6ivr | Canada would like to congratulate you for meeting all but one of the requirements for becoming a province! Le Canada tient à vous féliciter pour répondre à tous, mais l'une des exigences pour devenir une province! | 1,762 | cex08yi | Luminareo | AskReddit | 892 | 2014-01-23 14:06:20 | As a fellow Minnesotan, I would like to say "I'm sorry." Because there's nothing quite as Minnesotan as apologizing for the weather to somebody else that should be used to it already. |
cf15asm | We all appreciate how caring and sweet you are, niggerfaggot666. | 1,762 | cf157rx | Kr0nos | AdviceAnimals | 778 | 2014-01-28 11:43:37 | Fucking report it. Period. That would get the principal on her ass about it. No kid deserves to feel that. |
ceqgdil | Nope, she replied that "it might have something slipped into it." After the bell rang, when I was leaving I heard her yell "IT HAD WHAT IN IT?!" | 1,761 | ceqg9dl | michaellicious | AskReddit | 993 | 2014-01-15 13:29:49 | Did she? |
cewtap8 | general rule of thumb: if you can't derive it, you damn well better memorize it. | 1,760 | cewsvjq | Robo94 | AskReddit | 1,036 | 2014-01-23 06:04:59 | Why is memorizing the quadratic equation an important life skill? |
cer4ed3 | I heard those things are great if you're constipated... | 1,760 | cer3gtj | Becauseiey | AskReddit | 1,095 | 2014-01-16 08:59:36 | Confused on how to properly use my Melon Baller. |
cf1xv4w | [here](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=93f_1390951361) | 1,760 | cf1xpcc | Elephantnostril | videos | 608 | 2014-01-29 10:00:53 | mirror!!! |
cel5ssl | So that's why they just call it Miracle Fruit. | 1,756 | cel5on8 | sturmeh | AskReddit | 1,051 | 2014-01-08 23:47:53 | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum |
ceuqe4g | You've got the main idea right but the Xbox One comparison throws it off. I've worked retail for a good part of the last decade and have dealt with thousands of people buying video game material that they have no clue about. It's a very different world for video games out there. The Xbox One name is definitely not an i... | 1,755 | ceuhi5q | Piemonkey | truegaming | 270 | 2014-01-20 18:38:29 | Marketing would be nice. Seriously, people blame the name.. but Xbox One is just as bad, if not worse, when it comes to confusing the public. But they had a great marketing team behind it. Nintendo screwed the pooch with the marketing by a longshot. |
cf1mu70 | Okay maybe I would. | 1,687 | cf1mtrf | DoctorRussy | technology | 983 | 2014-01-28 22:26:33 | really? you wouldn't take $50,000 for a twitter account that you didn't really use? |
cf3qyib | http://i.imgur.com/MQEsycS.jpg?1 | 1,686 | cf3qabi | pkbronsonb | movies | 995 | 2014-01-31 10:23:21 | I really am going to laugh if they have Eisenberg shave his head for this. |
cezut52 | nobody works in detroit. | 1,685 | cezrpwf | poptart2nd | funny | 910 | 2014-01-26 21:24:24 | This doesn't work in detroit. |
ceth7oq | Yes but that's exactly what a *poor* person would do | 1,685 | cetfz3f | musical_activist | AskReddit | 816 | 2014-01-19 09:21:19 | Don't matches light themselves? |
ceqm1h8 | Hot pockets must be consumed. | 1,626 | ceql6qc | GabeNewellBellevue | motorsports | 354 | 2014-01-15 16:38:44 | But what happens from here? Do we honor him? Must we provide a sacrifice and if so is one enough? Let us all drink the punch in honor of this coming. |
cevkjkw | Such is the way of self-abuse in this day and age. You start jacking it to relatively normal stuff. You know the ones. Maybe it's a video of a wholesome young lady getting banged real gentle by some dude with like, *no* asshair. "This is great!" you think to yourself after going on a ten hour stroke-a-thon while your ... | 1,755 | cevidqy | _vargas_ | AskReddit | 802 | 2014-01-21 17:30:16 | Whatever i chose, I'd be over it in a week or less anyway. |
cephv8m | Jay Baruchel | 1,752 | cepg2hw | Curtoph | funny | 685 | 2014-01-14 11:40:58 | Who *wouldn't* go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties? |
cenv57i | No, no, I stay. | 1,752 | censkw9 | Bassdistortion | AskReddit | 937 | 2014-01-12 12:05:42 | I need these ghosts at my house. |
cel5jkg | Most likely 25/M/Parent's house edit: TIL lots of 45 year old virgins on reddit. | 1,750 | cel5bne | Eleminohp | AskReddit | 619 | 2014-01-08 23:29:47 | A/S/L? |
cemn3vb | >Nice catch Bet he doesn't hear that often | 1,749 | cemjarx | LoneStarrs | AskReddit | 795 | 2014-01-10 18:20:15 | Nice catch |
ceeocf1 | Young people are leaving facebook because their moms are on there, posting old chain emails, recipes, devotionals, and generally spying on their (young people) behaviour. Feature creep is a distant second. | 1,749 | ceen7lp | ProfessorCrumbleton | AskReddit | 784 | 2014-01-01 00:58:30 | This is true. If you look at Google you see the main, essentially unchanged product, and lots of expansions on the brand. Facebook, on the other hand, kept tweaking the damn main product until its user base got tired of it and migrated to other social networks. |
cf33oem | "Are you currently hanging loose, brah?" | 1,749 | cf33m73 | points4participation | videos | 183 | 2014-01-30 14:58:38 | What is he signaling? |
cewzpo0 | The beatings will continue until morale improves. | 1,748 | cewy2hh | Danger1672 | worldnews | 1,094 | 2014-01-23 10:19:09 | Yeah, but it seems just as likely that it could further incite them. Well, less this and more the murders and kidnappings and water cannons in freezing temperatures and all that, but this probably won't help either. |
cf1udrb | For fuck's sake, man! | 1,747 | cf1ucmq | Unicornholio | pics | 779 | 2014-01-29 07:53:29 | She done any nude work? |
cet474y | http://i.imgur.com/vvlEz4X.jpg | 1,746 | cet2mex | AWildSketchAppeared | pics | 672 | 2014-01-18 18:48:09 | Oh god, I can't even. |
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