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cer4g28 | Clueless OP is clueless. Edit 1: Edit 1: Edit 1: Edit 1: I wasn't expecting this to be such an up voted comment! Did I mention that this was Edit 1? | 2,276 | cer45dn | cliffordtaco | gaming | 1,441 | 2014-01-16 09:01:22 | Yeah. I don't know exactly how long it takes to get them to 100% but it isn't all that long. |
cet0mr8 | She was easily spread on meat. | 2,273 | cet0j13 | Fallen_Angle | AskReddit | 475 | 2014-01-18 16:05:22 | whats so bad about that? |
cejoy8t | He must've picked the cotton himself | 2,273 | cejoch8 | ketotrees | AskReddit | 664 | 2014-01-07 09:59:38 | [Kanye West's $120 plain white t shirt.]( http://uscheckout.apc.fr/browse.cfm/4,3379.html?nav=kanye) |
ceh9zlx | *OH JESUS CHRIST HE'S TOUCHING ME WITH IT* | 2,270 | ceh9612 | kid-karma | pics | 663 | 2014-01-04 11:14:07 | I wrestled in highschool. I was not the greatest by any means. I did have extremely good grip though. Not sure if this won many matches or the intimidation factor itself. |
ceouj3o | Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants. | 2,269 | ceoqs9s | OhBlackWater | AskReddit | 1,026 | 2014-01-13 15:58:42 | I was in a store once and heard a two girls talking about the first thinks she may be pregnant. So her friend says "Well did you use any KY Jelly this time?" "No." "What did you use then?" She said "Smuckers." |
cf3f1vy | No degree. | 2,265 | cf3cw5n | djdark01 | AskReddit | 381 | 2014-01-30 22:23:18 | Why are you getting replaced? |
ceny0u7 | Busted a legume, bro. | 2,260 | cenwjjm | AMostOriginalUserNam | AskReddit | 1,504 | 2014-01-12 13:50:15 | Brings a new meaning to the term "busted a nut". |
cf1e1s7 | We have our first date tomorrow actually! | 2,252 | cf1dmas | pizzaborder | AskReddit | 961 | 2014-01-28 16:42:41 | Did you ask her out yet? |
ces0rkb | Well, I was born in Tibet, my mother wanted a better future for me - means going to India. It wouldn't have happened if it weren't for several things to align. Negatively - Removed for privacy concerns - edit - thank you for the gold thing, I wish you all health & happiness. | 2,248 | ces013m | tenshady | todayilearned | 442 | 2014-01-17 09:32:49 | I'd like to hear the full story please .A One year old in backpack on The Himalayas sounds dangerous and badass at the same time. |
cen117q | As far as I know it's because Trey used to bully Kenny when they got off the school bus together. So Kenny is resents Trey for that. Also his character is basically a huge joke on his childhood, which was horrible. | 2,248 | cen0s3r | sraiders | todayilearned | 887 | 2014-01-11 09:55:34 | Why? |
cemgnz5 | 1. Get hired. 2. Forget how to read. 3. ????? 4. ccyu eoty4// dypiel. | 2,244 | cemg5jm | TenBeers | AskReddit | 884 | 2014-01-10 13:56:20 | This is why no company will hire anyone who can't read. You can't be fired if you can't read. |
ceid5kp | What, like.. and do dishes? | 2,243 | ceid1tz | [deleted] | funny | 777 | 2014-01-05 18:38:32 | If you take the lid off and briefly microwave the jar, you will be able to pour the delicious cheese out into a bowl, or directly on your tortilla chips. With this method you can avoid the uncivilized action of dipping directly into the jar. |
cf0e9ef | This was me last April tossing a few back in Africa. http://imgur.com/jRNz1fF.jpg | 2,242 | cf0e1lw | Backenstein | WTF | 1,043 | 2014-01-27 14:19:35 | Got an after picture? Edit: Spelling (after popular demand) |
cf3pato | That's nothing when I found out, I had a meltdown. | 2,236 | cf3oeei | Infinite_one | AskReddit | 1,287 | 2014-01-31 09:23:22 | Yeah me too. When I finally found that out, it was a pretty big let down. |
cew8fl2 | I have a theory. Someone is capturing and tagging douchbags, then releasing them back into the wild to be easily identified by their "unique" tattoos. | 2,230 | cew5xbo | TenBeers | AskReddit | 1,122 | 2014-01-22 13:07:20 | How are you gonna find the bros without their tribal arm bands? |
cet52mc | For emos, it's permanently 2005 | 2,230 | cet3ipg | ElijahDrew | AskReddit | 1,360 | 2014-01-18 19:27:48 | Is this 2005? |
ceua3a0 | “What is it with serial killers and skin?” “I’m not a *serial* killer.” “Wait. Why did you emphasize serial?” | 2,221 | ceu8zu3 | pipboy_warrior | AskReddit | 1,422 | 2014-01-20 08:51:22 | His intonation on that line had me in tears. |
cetitnf | The second Rice Krispies elf Edit: GOLD! Didn't think this comment would take off like it did (it's kinda dumb). Thanks internet stranger! :D | 2,207 | cetifi4 | Zonak | AskReddit | 893 | 2014-01-19 10:25:51 | Da fuck is crackle? |
cezg5bk | In Boston some streets have angled parking spots that face the wrong way, so you have to pull past them and back into them. I can parallel park no sweat, but that gave me trouble. Here's a diagram in case my words failed to draw the picture: Sidewalk up here ---------------------------- / / ... | 2,205 | cez9gzz | gcanyon | AskReddit | 1,194 | 2014-01-26 11:59:51 | Parallel parking would be a thing of the past. Places like Florida don't even have it in the drivers license test. |
ceu5r1q | It sounds very much like you went black, but then tried to go back. edit: Why is there a little anus next to my name? Oh cool! It's a Gold. I don't know what that does. | 2,203 | ceu5h9v | [deleted] | AskReddit | 799 | 2014-01-20 04:59:47 | One of the big things I had a hard time with in Africa was being stared at. If you are white, you stick out anywhere. Staring is okay in their culture. With most western cultures, it's considered rude. There it's okay, and it's even more okay because you are foreign. It was something I never got completely used to is b... |
ceuozr7 | -7/10 | 2,201 | ceuovyc | RATES_YOUR_BREASTS | AskReddit | 773 | 2014-01-20 17:47:21 | But I don't have any... |
ceiym7s | Now go play fetch. | 2,042 | ceiyjnu | likewhatalready | nfl | 533 | 2014-01-06 13:02:54 | We have Collie and they have Branch. |
cewf8a4 | If the happiness you'd get from knowing everyone you hated is dead outweighed the grief from knowing everyone you loved is dead...god damn your life is depressing. | 2,199 | ceweq1x | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,115 | 2014-01-22 16:56:08 | But also everyone you've hated. |
cf3hqwn | For cross sections of beavers I think you want /r/gonewild. | 2,195 | cf3fwv6 | Gutbucket1968 | WTF | 930 | 2014-01-31 01:56:32 | They eat tree bark. It's interesting to see the cross section... I've seen many textbook cross sections of horses and cows but never beavers. Neat! |
cev45et | Birkenstocks and schwarzensocks. | 2,192 | cev3iac | ProphylactionJackson | AskReddit | 1,208 | 2014-01-21 08:01:39 | It's always black socks and sandals. Source: German grandparents |
cepbwap | It's geared towards men that objectify women and think that women are only here to pleasure them. It's just a group of horrible people. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong Edit: There's some really good responses here that offer some different views. Check out comments like the one from /u/andthenIwaslikewow an... | 2,191 | cepbnnf | Bread_Boy | AskReddit | 1,370 | 2014-01-14 08:04:30 | /r/redpill - I've never been on the subreddit but I hear so much about it. Which demographic is this geared towards? |
cerxll7 | I grade on their curves. | 2,189 | cerwmur | LaGrrrande | AskReddit | 825 | 2014-01-17 07:34:19 | I think your 10 may be different than my 10. I grade on a curve |
ceq0imy | "looks like six more weeks of winter" *edit Wow!.. thanks for the boner gold!!! | 2,189 | cepzadb | Toasty_McThourogood | AskReddit | 781 | 2014-01-15 00:07:49 | Was she total professional and just ignore it or did she say something about it? |
cf19v1t | Like that one time when I saw Tom Cruise, Sucking off ten or so dudes? Or when he and Travolta, Were fucking in Malta, Tom Cruise really likes that dick ooze. | 2,189 | cf19kvw | UnnecessaryLimerick | AskReddit | 1,080 | 2014-01-28 14:13:07 | You. I like! Make more! |
ceis8y7 | did you smell what the rock was cooking? | 2,187 | ceiqktm | barbados-slim | AskReddit | 1,069 | 2014-01-06 09:21:23 | A couple of WWF (now WWE) wrestlers were on a flight that was about to land but one of them needed to go to the lavatory. You obviously can't leave your seat when you are about to land so they told him no, so he decide to shit in the aisle instead. edit: The crew that told me the story didn't really remember what wre... |
cf2zf2j | Professional: "He should definitely not be flailing like that!" Amateur: "Hey everybody look at Tom do barrel rolls!" EDIT: Obligatory Gold HandyJ, thank you kind stranger. | 2,187 | cf2w5u5 | SmokeyBare | videos | 1,288 | 2014-01-30 12:42:58 | Difference between a professional and an amateur. Great response by his team. |
ceikdq9 | You cunt. | 2,186 | ceikd8d | Live_Ore_Die | AskReddit | 1,089 | 2014-01-05 23:57:36 | I didn't know how to spot in bf3 for like 300+ hours of gameplay. Definitely over a year. |
cesojhi | Sadly, it's bigger than just streaming, and it's bigger than just gender. You also see similar accusations about people who are told their bisexuality/pansexuality/transness is "just for the attention", for example. People of color often experience it when talking about racism, with earnest conversations about experien... | 2,184 | ceshkfc | ruteqube | GirlGamers | 605 | 2014-01-18 06:39:06 | >Almost every streamer wants attention, thats why they're streaming. This. I've never understood why females are especially insulted for doing whatever they can to get viewers--as if males who screech and/or wear stupid costumes aren't doing the same thing? Somehow it's acceptable to do whatever antics you want to ... |
celhw4q | No. God no. Oh dear god no. I should have included this in my original post. They were both disgusting. | 2,183 | celhe2e | borhoi | AskReddit | 466 | 2014-01-09 11:37:06 | Yea... But was she hot? |
cf08xcx | Every time I pay with a hundred and someone checks it I think to myself over and over "Please be real". | 2,181 | cf04eq7 | MRSAurus | AskReddit | 1,013 | 2014-01-27 11:21:38 | When I worked at mcDonalds I checked a 100$ bill someone was paying with because they only got a small fries, then proceeded to be offended about it. |
cexih3b | "100%. Don't fuck that up for me" | 2,180 | cexgq4l | stuffandthat | AskReddit | 878 | 2014-01-23 21:31:31 | On a first date, my date asked me what percent of women I had sex with on first dates. |
ceucjl8 | Well they didn't call him Andre the regular sized guy | 2,179 | ceub13u | [deleted] | pics | 1,057 | 2014-01-20 10:20:56 | Andre The Giant was ridiculously huge. [This is him holding a regular sized can of beer.](http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1m7kJYCP1qz4rlzo1_500.jpg) |
ceh9wwq | 5...4...2...1... | 2,177 | ceh9se3 | tacothecat | pics | 543 | 2014-01-04 11:11:18 | why cant we start at 5? |
cez9cqf | Czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia | 2,176 | cez8pu3 | hazier | AskReddit | 1,125 | 2014-01-26 06:53:26 | Czechmate. |
cettsxn | 1. Be attractive? 2. Don't be unattractive? | 2,176 | cets7qu | [deleted] | AdviceAnimals | 1,208 | 2014-01-19 17:20:06 | He must have followed the 2 old rules. |
cf3xrkz | I just picture him up there in a harness, sweating, slathering gasoline all over the bridge, and going "heh heh heh, this is gonna be so fucking cool!" | 2,174 | cf3wja3 | belbivfreeordie | AskReddit | 1,161 | 2014-01-31 14:20:35 | There's also that scene where Batman tells Commissioner Gordon to light something on the ice, which trails up to the bridge to light a bat symbol painted in gasoline. If a NUCLEAR WEAPON is on a timer (from what I remember, at this point in the film it had less than 24 hours to detonate), why on earth would you spend ... |
cewtzel | hunter2 | 2,173 | cewts76 | MOTHERFUCKING_NODDY | AskReddit | 1,004 | 2014-01-23 06:40:22 | That's okay, reddit knows if you put your password in so it censors it for you! See, look: ******* |
cewl2ii | "Hahahahaha" -California | 2,167 | cewidcu | _Trilobite_ | AskReddit | 664 | 2014-01-22 20:24:13 | You'd get cold though. |
cep2wly | > In college we had a 12 inch dildo called the punisher we'd take out if anyone ever passed out at a party... ~ tkh0812 http://i.minus.com/jbjfYzrOIv84CF.jpg | 2,166 | cep1wdw | AWildSketchAppeared | AskReddit | 686 | 2014-01-13 21:23:18 | In college we had a 12 inch dildo called the punisher we'd take out if anyone ever passed out at a party... |
ceqlkxd | Fucking druids | 2,165 | ceqhp8d | kingrich | AskReddit | 1,194 | 2014-01-15 16:22:17 | Highly religious girl who had religious iconography all over her bag and such. Smile, nod and laugh constantly at nothing, act like everyone was her friend and talk to trees at lunch time. |
cezczr4 | Girls in bikinis. | 2,164 | cezciwb | PseudoEngel | AskReddit | 1,027 | 2014-01-26 09:55:23 | Yeah, but people are always going to live near the coast. There are so many advantages to it. |
cexapgh | And I think you meant "I think you meant" | 1,696 | cex8mlb | flabbydangle | AdviceAnimals | 954 | 2014-01-23 16:33:07 | I the you meant "preserve heat" by cuddling, but I get it. Good One |
cemhyfj | I may as well say hello here. It is very rare for my username to be relevant. Edit: this is my top comment ever | 2,164 | cemfdp7 | Potato_Gun | AskReddit | 1,284 | 2014-01-10 14:43:45 | Nice username. |
cf19h5t | According to Wikipedia 10% are dirty liars. | 2,162 | cf195ez | YourJokeExplained | AskReddit | 1,100 | 2014-01-28 14:00:18 | Over 90% of people according to Wikipedia. |
cenwgbf | That's...weird. | 2,161 | cenwccz | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,365 | 2014-01-12 12:52:27 | My ex girlfriend use to watch porn with her older brother and girlfriends when they were 14-15. Also enjoyed walking around the house in her panties at the age of 18... |
celzrm3 | Nice try, Chris Brown. | 2,161 | celz6e9 | cityrabbit | AskReddit | 1,334 | 2014-01-09 23:27:41 | ugh, i took it too far once. my ex is into being slapped, spit on and choked, all very hard. one time i slapped her while we were fucking and she told me harder and called me names, so i did it real hard, she told me to use a fist - BAD IDEA, DON'T USE THE FIST. she couldn't leave the house for a week. |
cef523n | "Do you plan to fall asleep right away?" [grinning] "Not anymore." "Great, could you take the garbage out. It's starting to smell." | 2,159 | cef4coi | way_fairer | AskReddit | 897 | 2014-01-01 17:47:19 | I'm a guy. When she asks me if I "plan to fall asleep right away" |
cegzg3h | If they have a cock in their mouth it's usually a pretty good indicator. Other than that.... no. | 2,157 | cegzdte | Fidget6 | AskReddit | 580 | 2014-01-03 23:28:41 | Is there a specific way you can tell a person is gay by just looking? Is the 'gaydar' a real thing? |
cev1i63 | I'll have you know we have plenty of Americans here that use the metric system. ^we ^call ^them ^drug ^dealers | 2,154 | cev1fpx | cam18_2000 | AskReddit | 881 | 2014-01-21 05:57:11 | When they use the imperial system. |
cev2tq0 | :, | ', | F \\ \\ R '-- \\ E \\/ /_\\ E \\ \\ D \\ \\ O \\ \\ M \\__ ... | 2,148 | cev2dpf | Roboticide | AskReddit | 1,281 | 2014-01-21 07:05:10 | The fuck? I'm not a terrorist. I'm black. ಠ_ಠ |
cewnxks | The fact that this comment has been upvoted, golded, "tolded", and submitted to /r/bestof makes me glurgleburgleburgle i.e. keyboard smash. Let's break down this poor kid's original post. >I know schools have some really ridiculous constitution breakers like being able to search your locker or backpack, but I >... | 2,148 | cevvzl9 | -evan | legaladvice | 1,431 | 2014-01-22 22:31:15 | Gods below, kid, let me tell you -- the world has done you a terrible disservice by allowing you to reach the age where you can be both a college student and so terribly misinformed about your rights. At some point you're really going to have to come to terms with the fact that the real world isn't going to let you ind... |
ceq5h5x | A porcupine themed superhero. | 2,147 | ceq5b6z | Bombingofdresden | AskReddit | 433 | 2014-01-15 07:04:54 | What the fuck is Nitequil? |
cepyjm1 | [Here](http://i.imgur.com/yRvTsBd.jpg) is what I pulled off while finishing my beer. | 2,146 | cepwo0b | llort_gnik | pics | 607 | 2014-01-14 21:59:56 | Agreed, I feel like someone good at photoshop could turn the last frame into a complete photo. |
cf1b017 | That if you cross your eyes everyone will know you died sucking your own dick? | 2,146 | cf19t3i | Phycoz | AskReddit | 458 | 2014-01-28 14:51:24 | My mom used to say that to me... when I was crossing my eyes. |
ceon77r | More like cerebral balsy amirite | 2,144 | ceolv4b | PWNMASTER95 | AskReddit | 1,026 | 2014-01-13 11:34:03 | Cerebral palsy |
ceujvsm | This thread just went full Canada. | 2,141 | ceuj482 | iflythewafflecopter | AskReddit | 1,164 | 2014-01-20 14:37:48 | You are most welcome. |
cepziyj | Why don't you take a seat. | 2,141 | cepylc8 | NakorOranges | AskReddit | 1,100 | 2014-01-14 22:55:26 | OP you better deliver the video. |
cf2rof2 | Just give them cigarrettes, I've heard it's like chocolate | 2,141 | cf2qsi9 | DrummerHead | AskReddit | 647 | 2014-01-30 08:23:59 | That is an excellent analogy! Also it reminds me why I hate babysitting for a particular family; when the kids start crying because they don't want to do something, their mom bribes them with candy. ಠ_ಠ |
ceoqo9m | exorcism | 2,138 | ceon862 | octavesemitone | AskReddit | 666 | 2014-01-13 13:38:10 | I wonder what happened. |
cejnaaa | yo if you got a thing for hot as shit low self esteem white girls u need to join the NBA, its a fuckin all you can beat buffet and they aggressive too; they'll find out what hotel you're staying in and sit and wait in the lobby for you. I used to work the front desk at a swanky hotel where most of the NBA teams stay ... | 2,138 | cejf7rn | YungSnuggie | nba | 376 | 2014-01-07 08:58:19 | That's what they all say until they see some of the hot white bitches of the NBA life. |
ceg9uv5 | I'd pay double that not to have to deal with some shady shit head dealer that wants to hangout. | 2,136 | ceg9880 | gsxr | pics | 1,182 | 2014-01-03 05:32:31 | The price is a bit high, but it's legal so I'm ok with it. The quality is about the same as it was (some of the same people are probably growing), but it can vary. The selection is the best part though. They got hit hard on the first so they where sold out of a few strains, but they still had six different ones to choo... |
cevk2vb | > petabyte no no the girls have to be of age... | 2,136 | cevif8l | johnturkey | AskReddit | 1,335 | 2014-01-21 17:13:14 | I hope you have a 500 petabyte hard drive for the 438291 hours of footage |
cel3ka6 | Step 1: Get wet ice. Step 2: Wipe with towel. | 2,133 | cel2efq | Methuga | AskReddit | 259 | 2014-01-08 21:39:57 | Where does one get dry ice? Edit: Jesus Christ, how are there so many grocery chains I've never even heard of before? Edit 2: Apparently there's an ice distributor only a few miles from me. Like, all they sell is ice. Thanks for the help everyone! I can't wait to make some dry ice popsicles! |
cehb2sq | 1/0 would do again | 2,130 | cehacnd | [deleted] | AskReddit | 588 | 2014-01-04 11:55:37 | I did it once. |
cey7hgz | 'The Life of PI' | 2,129 | cey78it | trakam | AskReddit | 1,339 | 2014-01-24 17:14:09 | But since it's a Lifetime movie, the PI has to fall in love with the Limping Lady. |
ceqimz9 | ***[CLICKING INTENSIFIES]*** | 2,127 | ceqicz0 | Quin874 | AskReddit | 886 | 2014-01-15 14:41:01 | **Click Click** |
cefhxy4 | Maybe, but the french are still cunts | 2,126 | cefhsyt | tetris11 | AskReddit | 481 | 2014-01-02 07:36:21 | That's a myth. |
ces6xx1 | But I like Will... | 2,125 | ces4jlf | SamyueruUK | AskReddit | 1,076 | 2014-01-17 13:13:48 | Fire at will! |
cet2d1h | Because he got so much ass! This one was easy. | 2,125 | ceszvww | tavn | AskReddit | 1,136 | 2014-01-18 17:22:33 | A kid I knew when I was about 11 insisted everyone call him "toilet seat". I still have no idea why. |
ceww7bu | One does not simply walk into Mordor. | 2,124 | ceww5a9 | PeteIRL | gaming | 1,301 | 2014-01-23 08:14:56 | So... how long does it take to walk from the Shire to Mordor... REALLY. |
ceghqea | Cats are pretty durable. One time I accidentally backed over one with a lift. It pretty clearly didnt survive that. I was sad for like 2 weeks. But, other than that- cats are pretty durable. | 2,075 | cegfgj0 | apathyisanartform | Unexpected | 709 | 2014-01-03 11:20:44 | I wasn't concerned until the gif played again and I saw how he just dropped it like that |
ceten00 | According my boyfriend's story of a middle school dance: feign a sudden backache and limp off the floor with hand to back like an old man, while hunched protectively over boner. | 1,980 | cetcybb | personablepickle | AskReddit | 1,278 | 2014-01-19 07:15:28 | What do we do about the awkward boner when the girl leaves though? That is the nightmare we live with. |
ceqgeod | He was just odd, or he tried to play it off that he was weird. He'd constantly get detention for yelling "Beelzebub" in Religion class. | 1,978 | ceqfakq | Darmok_At_Tanagra | AskReddit | 862 | 2014-01-15 13:30:49 | Was he joking or did he actually think the sombrero worked for him? |
cetdsnn | ewu havin a fookin giggle m8? | 1,975 | cetdgp1 | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,133 | 2014-01-19 06:17:39 | Sorry, no. But then equally, if Americans heard real, regional British accents, they wouldn't find those attractive either. |
ceqfv3j | They're married and have 3 kids. | 1,973 | ceqf282 | EpicDragon100 | AskReddit | 1,235 | 2014-01-15 13:14:13 | Good luck man. Let me know how it goes. |
cf0e4gw | I don't remember much before the accident besides looking up, seeing the headlights and deciding that my life was over. I felt the impact if the head on collision and felt the life leaving my body, after everything stopped crunching and twisting together I came out of semi consciousness realized that I was still alive ... | 2,123 | cf0e0qk | Backenstein | WTF | 882 | 2014-01-27 14:14:57 | Story? |
cf1z1pp | Why not both? http://i.imgur.com/A7U52YX.gif | 2,121 | cf1xxq5 | sourcreamjunkie | funny | 1,063 | 2014-01-29 10:40:29 | Folks say the Katy Perry still regrets going with "I kissed a girl" instead of "I finger banged a girls cleavage and I liked it" |
cf1izud | Speak for yourself | 2,119 | cf1hks3 | JohnAdamZiolkowski | AskReddit | 1,286 | 2014-01-28 19:41:02 | Not our fault the holes are too small to fuck. |
cexzb5w | lol, no I don't | 2,112 | cexyzoh | Riot_Balance_Team | leagueoflegends | 515 | 2014-01-24 12:16:49 | Riot balance team does work. |
cf0bpzb | [“the United States is not spying on ordinary people who don’t threaten our national security.”](http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/01/obama-to-announce-end-of-nsas-holding-metadata/) -President Obama EDIT: Woah, my first gold. Thanks, Obama! | 2,111 | cf0amst | francis2559 | worldnews | 577 | 2014-01-27 12:56:05 | Who isn't calling this spying? |
cemfjsx | Nice try, Aquaman. | 2,108 | cemfigh | -Best_Name_Ever- | AskReddit | 910 | 2014-01-10 13:17:06 | Aquaman's cool |
ceq42ds | His shadow gives it away. He's on a ledge Edit: lovely. My most up voted comment is in /r/funny. Thanks asshats. Edit 2: gold? Really? For this drivel? You're welcome, I guess. | 2,108 | ceq422f | joshuad80 | funny | 1,033 | 2014-01-15 05:50:50 | I still can't see it. |
cefwn35 | [You're welcome](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4346410/gillian_jacobs_bares_her_flawless_funbaglets/) | 2,105 | cefv3wj | TearyHumor | AskReddit | 1,337 | 2014-01-02 16:57:37 | Im madly in love with gillian |
ceynfsh | Then break it. | 2,105 | ceyk5xc | Jretribe | AskReddit | 886 | 2014-01-25 10:25:40 | Go to an awesome toy store, and buy him a awesome toy plane. Nothing too big, something small that can be kept on a desk or something, and not gaudy. Leave it with a note saying "Sorry." |
cev5fjp | The fucked up thing is, i had just gotten my stuff back a week ago from when i got robbed back in september. My neighbor knew this. He knew i had security cameras too! I just hope they pawned it all and didn't dump the computers or destroy them to get rid of the evidence. | 2,102 | cev5bss | icepick_method | videos | 997 | 2014-01-21 08:50:55 | Are the cops going to be able to get your stuff back? |
celjt58 | But still.. who carries a porn VHS around with them? That's premeditated masturbation. | 2,101 | celj9t6 | vertekal | AskReddit | 1,220 | 2014-01-09 12:43:08 | This happened about 15 years ago. |
cexbs9s | Or better yet, *don't* check the liveleak video and just believe this guy. | 2,100 | cex9fyd | ObscureEnigmatic | WTF | 1,129 | 2014-01-23 17:12:32 | To make it worse: the gif picks up after she has already been stabbed/kicked numerous times (check the liveleak video). Absolutely brutal. |
cey9uyq | I would have one dollar...and she'd have half. *sobs* Edit: Something something gold thanks edit. | 2,098 | cey8mav | GoingPole2Pole | AskReddit | 1,081 | 2014-01-24 18:59:26 | If I had a dollar for every marriage I saw end on deployments... |
cerbtsp | It can't be real, it's a new champ and it doesn't have 11 gap closers. | 2,089 | ceram62 | WiglyWorm | leagueoflegends | 1,240 | 2014-01-16 13:14:48 | Wow, if this is fake it's incredibly well done. |
cerxbxb | >I didn't even say sorry. Wow. Calm down, Canadian Hitler. | 2,086 | cerumff | ferasalqursan | AskReddit | 1,198 | 2014-01-17 07:23:17 | Canadian's aren't all genuinely nice people. We have assholes and dickheads just like the rest of you, just because come of us are apologetic and kind doesn't meant the whole country is. I was on the streetcar the other day and someone walked into ME and spilled HIS coffee all over HIMSELF and said "Yo what the fuck... |
cevzwr1 | Your kids are always annoying someone. You just learn to ignore it | 2,086 | cevzs8j | ghost_victim | AskReddit | 977 | 2014-01-22 08:09:10 | I have 2 girls under age 3. I have no friends without kids anymore. If I met a couple who said they didn't want kids, I would assume that person probably doesn't like being around kids and thus would make it really difficult to include said person in my life. I would hate to think my kids were annoying someone. |
cezoaoi | "I've been having sex with people while being filmed for money." | 2,083 | cezo4yu | jerseymackem | AskReddit | 820 | 2014-01-26 17:16:32 | "For once I wish I could shove it up his ass." |
cf1btwj | I don't regret it, it was an experience not many get to have. I was in my early 20's at the time, had no girlfriend at the time and didn't party much, so why not run a space empire? | 2,079 | cf1b8q5 | leodavinci | Games | 549 | 2014-01-28 15:21:14 | Was it worth it, though? I mean, I like gaming as much as the next guy on here, but as soon as I'm starting to get midnight calls, that's crossing a border for me. |
ceuats5 | Batman skippin' church, call that Christian Bale. | 2,079 | ceu9ocf | WonderWeasel91 | AskReddit | 1,138 | 2014-01-20 09:19:36 | Hit dora with a pan, call it pandora. |
ceqp82x | Where did you find your picture? The toilet store? | 2,078 | ceqoalh | the_bob_train | funny | 831 | 2014-01-15 18:35:46 | Didn't take the picture, just found it |
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