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ceutqt5 | Also as a teenage mutant ninja turtle. | 2,006 | ceumvv0 | flipkitty | AskReddit | 615 | 2014-01-20 20:40:31 | Also as a teenage girl. |
cf1r51c | i dunno how to tell you this but: we've stopped using elephants as units of measurement | 2,944 | cf1qsxh | OIP | AskReddit | 1,596 | 2014-01-29 04:55:13 | Clouds actually weigh A LOT. An average cumulus cloud weighs about 100 elephants, while a big storm cloud tips the scales at 200,000 elephants. |
cel4zge | What hole you use it on is your choice. | 2,930 | cel4we7 | qweswr2 | AskReddit | 351 | 2014-01-08 22:54:10 | Maybe a shitty one. |
celus9n | All the work that went into that rifle and he leaves it in a rental car | 2,537 | celume6 | ALotOfArcsAndThemes | WTF | 1,369 | 2014-01-09 19:33:35 | All the work that went into this rifle and he doesn't close the dust cover. |
cehluza | This is a door, not windows. | 2,536 | cehiy8k | verik | pics | 1,278 | 2014-01-04 20:02:19 | Did you try closing it, then opening it again? |
cel5m8x | My buddy tried vinegar, then was so amazed at how good it tasted he drank a lot of vinegar. He then puked vinegar. I guess his stomach didn't understand the miracle going on in his mouth. | 2,794 | cel4tpn | [deleted] | AskReddit | 405 | 2014-01-08 23:34:54 | Vinegar, cinnamon, and Kool-aid powder are my top three to try with those. |
cetbnap | I do. Well kind of. I stand up, then bend over into a 90 degree angle, then keep bending, until my head goes between my legs, and reaches my ass. Then I lick my ass clean. Simple as that. | 2,794 | cetayi6 | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,402 | 2014-01-19 02:24:02 | Are there people who REALLY wipe their ass while standing up? |
cel60fh | Wow, thanks for the heads up. Now I can lick my dog's asshole without gagging. | 9,101 | cel5chk | OffensiveTroll | AskReddit | 4,572 | 2014-01-09 00:03:47 | It also works for *other things*. |
cejpqf8 | these young bucks don't know. You gotta remember a lot of these NBA players aren't even old enough to drink when they get in the league; they're still babies. They've been coddled their entire life, all through school and college, and now they get out in the real world with a pocket full of cash and every type of gir... | 5,251 | cejpk3k | YungSnuggie | nba | 1,481 | 2014-01-07 10:27:19 | YungSnuggie my nigga, tell em how it is |
cel5s20 | GUYS THIS HYDROCHLORIC ACID TASTES LIKE CINNAMON LOL | 4,860 | cel51o1 | hankofthehill | AskReddit | 2,187 | 2014-01-08 23:46:26 | Lasts for an hour, shit acid and stomach lining for days. |
cel5cyr | Miracle fruit. | 4,787 | cel59n5 | Litotes | AskReddit | 1,556 | 2014-01-08 23:17:28 | what miracle fruit is this? |
cel5eqg | actually, I have a gift card. | 4,510 | cel59ak | icybains | AskReddit | 2,837 | 2014-01-08 23:20:45 | debit or credit |
cel5d7b | [Decided to animated it.](http://i.imgur.com/praowTl.gif) | 4,239 | cel1766 | [deleted] | todayilearned | 1,371 | 2014-01-08 23:17:55 | wow thats crazy, check [this] (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/S%26B_P4_reticle_at_25x_zoom_with_1.8_m_%286_ft%29_tall_man_standing_at_2%2C475_m_%282%2C707_yd%29.png) out. its from the wki, look at how small his target would've been. the old saying "those people look like ants from up here" would be ... |
cev2kwy | Bold move letting her meet your mom on the first date. | 3,762 | ceuzn5e | robinhood9961 | AskReddit | 2,178 | 2014-01-21 06:53:39 | Aquarium, then Whale Watching was all that was planned. We had a nice dinner out, then found an ice skating place nearby, and went there too. They also had tubing, and a ship (the Queen Mary) that we explored. The spontaneity of it was the most fun of it, and just spending the whole day with her~ |
cezku1a | **YOU MOTHERFUCKER** | 3,751 | cezkih9 | RayBrower | AskReddit | 1,916 | 2014-01-26 15:00:08 | **TL;DR: The internet is a very scary place for young girls and you should be insanely careful about what you post on reddit and anywhere else.** I have never posted nude pics online but I have an incredibly disturbing story to tell about a girl who posted to /r/gonewild that I recognized. I have been thinking hard la... |
cel5snr | You guys are talking about sand right? | 3,729 | cel5h1z | Redose | AskReddit | 1,009 | 2014-01-08 23:47:39 | Indeed. Everybody benefits. Everybody is happy. |
ceqz3d1 | Then you go, "You've been very thorough. (List a couple key points) were my major concerns and you already covered them. Thank you." Or something like that. | 3,659 | ceqywfc | tinsil | AskReddit | 2,047 | 2014-01-16 04:29:02 | What happens when these things were already covered in the interview? I only ask because it happened to me once after a very in-depth interview with a judge who covered compensation, expectations of the job, who I would be working with, personalities of the other court staff and judges, descriptions of average days, w... |
ceoa90a | If she were to beat the shit out of you, problem solved, right? | 3,639 | ceo95yq | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,796 | 2014-01-12 22:10:01 | Yeah I know but my mother was evil and abusive and would have beat the shit out of me if her new toy was gone regardless of if she knew that it was me that disposed of it |
ceqku50 | I'll do an AMA once we hit $500K in donations to the hospital. How's that? | 3,638 | ceqhjag | GabeNewellBellevue | motorsports | 599 | 2014-01-15 15:55:42 | AMA pleeeeeease! |
cep2vbi | You're fucking sick. | 3,528 | cep2sbi | kcman011 | AskReddit | 2,017 | 2014-01-13 21:21:39 | Why don't you just consolidate drawers? |
cefho56 | I've never noticed any looks when eating alone in a restaurant. Are you sure you're not just looking around nervously to see who looks back at you? | 3,519 | cefguk9 | senatorskeletor | AskReddit | 2,334 | 2014-01-02 07:22:29 | I went to a restaurant by myself once. I just wanted some nice food and some 'me' time. I got the most uncomfortable looks. :( |
cf0mzbi | Nanny cam. He already knows if you had a good time. | 3,420 | cf0mlmx | gizmoat17 | AskReddit | 2,268 | 2014-01-27 19:24:37 | Actually it wasn't. He was being genuine about it and asked if I had a good time today with a little wink... |
cehqwja | http://imgur.com/IirxtHC | 3,323 | cehod8n | erikhoof | pics | 2,116 | 2014-01-05 00:07:57 | I think we need a current photo in order to convince us that you weren't, in fact, a chubby little girl. |
cel3yf3 | The entire city of Detroit. | 3,315 | cel3kor | TheCarbon | AskReddit | 1,299 | 2014-01-08 21:58:52 | Mansion in Kansas |
cey5ooj | Here's what would happen. After you give the case, PI #1 will google the other and find out he's another PI. Then he'll call him and ask him for coffee. They'll meet, and PI #2 will reveal he got the exact same instructions as #1. Then they'll agree to "stalk" each other and milk you for tonnes of money. | 2,786 | cey4fyf | umiman | AskReddit | 1,777 | 2014-01-24 16:01:49 | It's an old joke, but I really wanna hire two PIs to follow each other. I know that, realistically, it won't work. They'll pick up what's happening quickly... But still. |
cejmz04 | Holy shit.. I missed the most important line. On the 3rd paragraph, first segment says -- "admit mistakes and obey the law". I suddenly realized that prisoners also have to clean their quarters and march in ranks for exercise(in China at least). Chinese prisons are usually organized like military camps because of tha... | 3,297 | cejmqei | yuxin_ma2005 | pics | 1,083 | 2014-01-07 08:46:12 | and there we have it. thank you! |
ceh0bq4 | I'm a straight guy, sometimes I'll see just a perfect male specimen walking down the street and say to myself, "Damn. That dude is attractive as fuck." But it's not a sexual attraction, it's more of an admiration. Edit: There is really no reason why this comment should have 3000 up votes. | 3,280 | cegzqjd | bluntcity1 | AskReddit | 1,431 | 2014-01-04 00:29:10 | Bisexual person here. How can someone be attracted to only one gender? Every category of person can be amazingly beautiful and attractive! Is it a conscious "nope, that's a dude, not attracted" or does the part of your mind that says "attractive!" just not activate when looking at the gender you don't like? |
cekknsp | "Have you tried... **not** being dyslexic?" | 3,277 | cekj57n | Worlds_Best_Coffee | AskReddit | 2,038 | 2014-01-08 10:13:23 | Mom, dad... I´m dyslexic. |
cezljlt | "My coworkers are fucking assholes." | 3,193 | cezl37s | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,049 | 2014-01-26 15:28:19 | "So, jdeliverer... how has work been going lately?" |
ceyque7 | I think you're confusing it with the Cinnabon challenge. Edit: Wow, my first gold. Thank you, kind stranger! | 3,188 | ceymtno | forgottenpenis | AskReddit | 1,245 | 2014-01-25 12:52:06 | I gained 20 lbs. |
cf18zzi | But I am in fact not a dude, And I've tasted more jizz than Tom Cruise, I just think the fellows, Should taste their dick jello, So they know why some girls refuse. | 3,188 | cf18u0k | UnnecessaryLimerick | AskReddit | 1,412 | 2014-01-28 13:44:37 | This was actually completely necessary. Good work my boy. |
cel6j9b | Reddit: the Lenny of the internet Edit: Thanks for the gold! | 3,187 | cel5h9k | chte4300 | AskReddit | 2,047 | 2014-01-09 00:47:19 | We loved it too much. |
cepanjr | Dwayne Johnson | 3,128 | cep9y3p | Hulk_Smang | AskReddit | 1,943 | 2014-01-14 07:10:38 | Scissors. Edit: You people are horrible. |
cepba76 | The Welsh used sheep intestines as condoms long before that. Of course, they never took them out of the sheep. Edit: I can absolutely believe that my gilded comment is about sheep shagging. I am quite happy about it, it exemplifies me. Thank you stranger. Edit 2: I'm really sorry /u/_Trilobite_ | 3,123 | cep99mc | kt_ginger_dftba | AskReddit | 1,288 | 2014-01-14 07:39:00 | Condoms, they have recently found one in france from about 1,500 years ago |
celw7kw | Just turn all the lights off. | 2,928 | celuygq | Mutt1223 | AskReddit | 1,811 | 2014-01-09 20:28:56 | I never got to have sex with a black chick. I'm white and married so thats never happening tho. |
cf0qe4p | her name isn't Beth, it's Super Spanish. don't you know how to read? | 2,778 | cf0q3qt | Kubla_Khan | AskReddit | 590 | 2014-01-27 21:40:19 | beth isn't that spanish of a name ;) |
cef60p9 | I don't think you need a spine. It's holding you back. | 1,934 | cef3hhp | EdgarAllenFro | AskReddit | 1,249 | 2014-01-01 18:27:47 | My spine. Thank god for health insurance. |
ceqsvgo | This is actually a sign of aggression in the wild. Cats perform these rolls as challenges to other cats that they see as competition. Ignoring the challenge is essentially a forfeit. Basically, the cat is showing OP who's boss every day, and OP is just taking it like a bitch. Edit: [Source](http://i.imgur.com/4UjJYxX.... | 3,118 | ceqsqms | notCrazyMike | funny | 2,062 | 2014-01-15 20:49:50 | Best part is I'm sure he has some logical reason he has figured out in his cat brain that this needs to be done. |
cf0zm09 | Your son is not a water gun and does not deserve to be called a douche. I don't care what he did to the credenza. | 3,100 | cf0xek2 | treerabbit23 | AskReddit | 1,519 | 2014-01-28 08:28:13 | After I had my son they told me to keep the douche as a "fun bath toy/water gun!" |
cekipac | I'm struggling to absorb this. Edit: Anal absorption earned me gold. See, kids? You can do anything - including shoving feminine products in your rectum. Hat tip for the bling. | 3,080 | cekimli | squalorid | AskReddit | 1,976 | 2014-01-08 09:00:26 | My mum and sister used to argue frequently about sis using my mums tampons and not replacing them. It wasn't her, I used to put them up my ass while I masturbated. |
cenjtb5 | Khan Heir | 3,073 | cenj78y | [deleted] | todayilearned | 1,378 | 2014-01-11 23:35:18 | This sounds like a plot line for Nick Cage! International Treasure: Tomb of Khan |
cewhqnk | (⌐▨_▨) | 1,797 | cewfhk6 | way_fairer | AskReddit | 930 | 2014-01-22 18:26:10 | I'm still convinced /u/way_fairer is in some kind of situation where he NEVER has to leave his house, because he's gotten the largest amount of karma ever in less than a year. And he comments constantly. /u/way_fairer is GOD. |
cej41y9 | Yeah, she told me all I needed to do was hit redial | 2,480 | cej3zs9 | Beansforlife | AdviceAnimals | 1,117 | 2014-01-06 16:16:00 | Did you get her number? |
ceyzwdw | Me and 4 friends were playing truth or dare. My crush was in this group. Now my douche friend calls on me. "Truth or dare?" I pick dare. He asks my other friend what he has in the fridge. sadly, there was a cucumber. "Go into the bathroom and shove this up your ass". I was fine, since i could fake some screams and emer... | 3,051 | ceyzszd | vedran64 | AskReddit | 1,373 | 2014-01-25 19:20:06 | Story time? |
cez54j1 | Probably not, unless it was a pop-up book. | 3,046 | cez3xqu | Sunset_Bleach | AskReddit | 718 | 2014-01-25 23:51:29 | Did anything come out of it? |
cewj9l9 | Soyuz tellin me there's a chance? *Disclaimer - I have no idea if that's how you pronounce it* | 3,044 | cewhq97 | ocxtitan | AskReddit | 1,460 | 2014-01-22 19:19:21 | There is always a Soyuz attached so astronauts and cosmonauts can come to earth in the event of an emergency. |
cepiqj6 | (⌐■_■) | 3,036 | cepbu4y | way_fairer | AskReddit | 1,541 | 2014-01-14 12:11:30 | /u/way_fairer |
ceww4qs | No way. I thought it was fowl. | 3,031 | cewv01t | tulesthemule | WTF | 1,345 | 2014-01-23 08:12:19 | So...... did you? |
ceo8t39 | That's a long handjob. | 3,026 | ceo8png | mrmaddness | AskReddit | 1,236 | 2014-01-12 21:00:43 | I'm 21. My cousin gave me a handjob when I was 8 years old she continued to gave till i was 15, later she got married. She was 11 years older than me. |
cewo3yv | I thought I had typed up another one a while ago, but I can't seem to find the comment so maybe it was elsewhere. This is actually one that's stuck with me more vividly. In addition to sending home fallen US/Coalition servicemembers, one of our responsibilities was to return local nationals who died in American care ... | 3,010 | cewmu67 | 92MsNeverGoHungry | Military | 80 | 2014-01-22 22:40:56 | Wow, that story is just...haunting. Thank you for your service and for the honor you gave our fallen. A girl I went to college with a couple years ahead of me did some time at Dover and it really messed her up. She's out of the AF now but she was always very big-hearted. I can't imagine the internal strength you all m... |
cf2jwzt | I have autism. Can't communicate verbally but text is okay. I have made my family's lives worse and they would have been better off had I never been born. I've overheard my parents saying that I'm their prison sentence, and I haven't spoken to my sister or brother in years, even though I see them all the time. They... | 3,006 | cf2ha1k | autismthrowaway123 | AskReddit | 820 | 2014-01-29 23:26:01 | My brother has autism. My whole family has worse lives because of it. Edit: To clarify, I love my brother and I don't wish he or anyone with autism was killed at birth, although I do wish that he was normal. I don't actually agree with the euthanizing babies deal at all really, except for in extreme cases. This comm... |
cenfr1d | Japanese websites are, in general, too cluttered and disjointed for western users. Omocoro has lots of advertisement, so your non-Japanese users will have trouble knowing which link is an article and which is an ad. The translation work isn't too bad, but the many mistakes signal that nobody on your staff is fully flu... | 2,988 | cend4ji | notafatasianguy | funny | 1,628 | 2014-01-11 20:05:52 | Hello, people of reddit. I'm yoppy. I work for Japanese entertainment portal website called "OMOCORO". We usually run contents for Japanese users, but today, we came here to survey how foreign people reacts with our website We made 3 different types of article in English for today, We hope to hear from you guys! 1.【Tw... |
cewt2zt | One of the perks of having a twin? (Sorry, couldn't resist) | 2,988 | cewsnn5 | nezgan | AskReddit | 1,474 | 2014-01-23 05:52:49 | My gf and I share the same birthday. I'm one lucky bastard. |
ceh5jj5 | How do you think gay clubs keep the lights on? EDIT: Ooo, sparkly. Thank you so much! | 2,988 | ceh4shq | YourFriendlyLesbian | AskReddit | 1,986 | 2014-01-04 08:01:58 | If two men with beards kiss for a long time, can they build up a static electric charge? |
cevevjb | ... coming from the far corner of your room | 2,955 | ceve4ju | ReferencesCartoons | AskReddit | 1,575 | 2014-01-21 14:11:17 | Hearing an out of breath voice panting: "Thank you" |
cehoar4 | At 15? I wouldn't recommend it. But I have a hard time regretting my child who I love more than anything. | 2,952 | ceho9nr | ArcAngelX | AskReddit | 1,509 | 2014-01-04 21:43:20 | Do you regret having a kid so young? Or would you still do it at that age? |
celguhg | BACK IN COLLEGE, I USED TO BY THE DAY SHIFT MANAGER FOR A SURFBOARD STORE IN LA JOLLA SHORES CALIFORNIA. WE WOULD SELL BOARDS TO BROS AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY. WELL, ONE DAY, I NOTICED THAT ONE OF THE SURFBOARDS SEEMED A LITTLE WEIRDED OUT. UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, I NOTICED THAT THE TOP WHERE THE STRING ATTACHED WAS ... | 2,902 | celguav | hearingaid_bot | AskReddit | 300 | 2014-01-09 11:00:55 | Wat? |
cetb67j | It's to compensate for your stunning good looks and charming personality. There must be balance, after all. | 2,895 | cetap1u | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,895 | 2014-01-19 01:33:21 | Why is my dick so small? I'm an adult. It should look like an adult dick! |
cemdchj | Getting married to get sex? That's like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. | 2,893 | cemcz01 | Phenom981 | AskReddit | 1,314 | 2014-01-10 12:01:07 | Will you two marry me? |
cejo53z | I'm just speaking on some real shit. The NBA hoe game is a literal profession for a lot of chicks. All Star Weekend is their Super Bowl. There's literally an entire subculture of women who's main objective is to fuck/get pregnant from/marry an NBA player (if you're lucky you might even get a reality show; that's lik... | 2,890 | cejo266 | YungSnuggie | nba | 917 | 2014-01-07 09:30:30 | >u need to join the NBA Going to do that right now, thanks! |
cemusr9 | Never tell him the odds.. Wow gold! Jabba will be pleased. | 2,886 | cemn8yx | [deleted] | StarWars | 1,117 | 2014-01-11 02:05:02 | What a small world! That was years ago! whats were the odds of that huh? Lol |
cewjg4n | Soyuz tellin me I was right? | 2,882 | cewjbv2 | ocxtitan | AskReddit | 1,117 | 2014-01-22 19:25:52 | As far as I know, its pronounced soy-yous |
ceh0twa | For me, vaginas are like a work of fine art. I can understand why someone would find them pleasing, but they ain't my cup of lgbtea. In regards to the anus, meh. I like dicks, though. | 2,870 | ceh0h8r | ranium | AskReddit | 1,214 | 2014-01-04 01:10:04 | Realtalk: I often hear that gay men find the vagina "icky", but is it really so, compared to an anus? I'm not knocking it or anything, I'm just saying, humans have a lot of weird orifices that, once you think about it, really aren't all that dissimilar. Is the anus appealing in and of itself, or is it just a means to a... |
cev2w1x | As an American, the first time I traveled abroad and partook in public drinking I thought "we've been out-freedomed" EDIT: Reddit gold? How many doge coins is that worth? I have no idea what's going on. | 2,849 | cev1fx8 | IndianaJwns | AskReddit | 1,698 | 2014-01-21 07:08:09 | Dead giveaway: They're surprised we can drink a beer (or any alcohol) in public in my country. EDIT: Except New Orleanians apparently and all the fake Elvises in Las Vegas *and* people from Savannah, Georgia. Also the surprise when they see a naked statue, but that could also be another nationality. So the second on... |
cepvch0 | I still refuse to negotiate with dicks. | 2,841 | cepvbtf | bankergoesrawrr | AskReddit | 1,602 | 2014-01-14 19:41:25 | What happens if he's hung like a rhino? |
ceelhey | Sick man you're so alpha | 2,838 | ceel17z | Protozoah | AskReddit | 630 | 2013-12-31 21:18:11 | I spent like 2 minutes deleting my account. |
cehblli | [Is this better?](http://i.imgur.com/PWgJiqV.jpg) | 2,826 | cehaq5d | tacothecat | pics | 1,653 | 2014-01-04 12:15:28 | http://imgur.com/zzrRUqs,79lfA2F The ring finger does not straighten. -Live long and Deliver. |
ceyimbr | Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta pee? | 2,824 | ceyi5wj | Poke-Face | AskReddit | 1,572 | 2014-01-25 06:13:55 | Pissing into a Fanta bottle and let my friend Drink it. Twice. |
cespkwt | You don't. | 2,806 | cespjuj | DWimaDerpologist | AskReddit | 1,812 | 2014-01-18 07:44:07 | How do you cauterize a burn? |
cewkaop | That's true. Anyway, [here's the source from that gif (NSFW)](http://i.imgur.com/Qg0AInZ.gif) since I'm sure some of you want it. | 2,804 | cewjwuc | IranianGenius | AskReddit | 1,006 | 2014-01-22 19:55:49 | That's because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. |
celhtor | Lumbar fucked her. | 2,803 | celgcit | eaterofdog | AskReddit | 1,665 | 2014-01-09 11:34:43 | Did it have lumbar support? |
cehemod | Here I am. | 2,800 | cehaj1z | minusgreen | AskReddit | 1,729 | 2014-01-04 14:13:54 | You mean Minus Green |
cenqdm5 | Only if he got the good meds | 2,350 | cenqagk | biggreasyrhinos | AskReddit | 961 | 2014-01-12 09:00:38 | But did he go to another galaxy? |
celgnw1 | They denied that it happened. They said they weren't having sex but admitted that they were making out. I know what I saw. They both were fired. Dudes wife divorced him and they actually started dating for like 3 months. He got her name tattooed on his forearm. It didn't work out. The whole thing was super white trash ... | 2,772 | celgepn | borhoi | AskReddit | 1,103 | 2014-01-09 10:54:29 | What happened after you caught them? |
cetit9w | > hodor | 2,762 | cethooa | Goldwagg | AskReddit | 1,211 | 2014-01-19 10:25:28 | >She's |
ceszcqb | ''Weirdo everyone hates is finally dead!'' | 2,753 | cesz0xg | Tetraporc | AskReddit | 1,691 | 2014-01-18 15:09:34 | I couldn't complain. I'd still make it on the front page of the newspaper. |
ceyp1mf | That's because drinking alcohol is basically borrowing happiness from the day after. | 2,752 | ceylnof | Nextphaze | AskReddit | 1,638 | 2014-01-25 11:34:30 | This sounds like a really good night and a really bad morning |
cev88b0 | Nah, they'll just laugh and rub each others nipples. It can be exhausting screwing people all day. | 2,747 | cev84jq | kreimerd | pics | 1,505 | 2014-01-21 10:29:39 | LMAO. When his employer sees this, his day is going to get even worse. |
cekfeov | > PEOPLE TELL ME THEIR SECRETS. > > MY FRIENDS AND EVEN RANDOM STRANGERS, ALL THE TIME, EVER SINCE I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. *edit: Thanks for the gold random stranger!* | 2,738 | cekdu5u | SwampRoot | AskReddit | 498 | 2014-01-08 06:36:12 | How? |
cevy1c0 | I bet a gentle hammering would do the trick | 2,730 | cevxruc | willyscoot | WTF | 1,814 | 2014-01-22 06:48:30 | Hoping that's not real cement. Real cement would be caustic and burn the skin, it would likely asphyxiate her when it sets and stops her being able to breathe, and it would be impossible to remove without power tools (or gravity). |
cex6ssj | Sigh... It's **african-american** ops. *Jeez* Edit: Gold, highest rated, suck my dick, I'm a bus. | 2,729 | cex4e3j | riders994 | AskReddit | 1,335 | 2014-01-23 14:15:27 | ......black ops Rosa parks? |
cet2tor | The names Mark...Skid Mark. | 2,724 | cet2cle | ScubaSieve | AskReddit | 1,748 | 2014-01-18 17:43:34 | 'Skid' would've been great. |
celtgsf | "Probably from the previous renter" Good job Sherlock | 2,715 | celse0n | rickjuice | WTF | 1,446 | 2014-01-09 18:42:11 | Probably from the previous renter. And they probably want that back. I work at Enterprise rent-a-car and to date I have found 3 guns. 2 of them were in the spare tire. I have also found numerous bags of weed and one time a 70+ year old man returned his car and left the trunk filled with porn. Nasty awesome porn. |
ceg62n4 | Hitler has to exist, because he represents the least worst-timeline. No Hitler? German fascists still exist, but there's also a powerful Communist movement opposing them. German Civil War breaks out, USSR intervenes. The UK wants to intervene, but Communism had huge support among the French people and intellectuals... | 2,712 | ceg48sh | jurble | AskReddit | 1,180 | 2014-01-02 23:44:14 | Everything in the universe was conspiring to kill this guy and it just didn't happen... |
cepnr7e | That's just not true. I have a very personal relationship with my lord and savior, Jesus Christ. *Very* personal. I met him three years ago at a bar in downtown Reno. I was hanging out with a few of my friends- they were all getting shitfaced, but unfortunately, I was the designated driver. So I was just sitting there... | 2,712 | ceplxmo | [deleted] | AskReddit | 1,398 | 2014-01-14 15:00:27 | ITT: No actual Redditors with famous friends. |
cemy0z8 | And then your kids are like "daddy, I haven't eaten in three days I'm hungwy" "Just one more raid, sweetie" | 2,706 | cemxqbe | danrennt98 | AskReddit | 1,668 | 2014-01-11 07:30:50 | And you wake up and.... there's all these responsibilities! |
cepcti3 | If Susan's going to be here I'm gonna peace out. | 2,704 | cepcail | SUSAN_IS_A_BITCH | AskReddit | 1,590 | 2014-01-14 08:40:55 | Susan is a bitch. I see her namesake's floating about this thread already. Please shed some light, Susan! |
cf0gwky | well , i created a monster http://imgur.com/Ya656xJ | 2,691 | cf0dp5m | darkitp | WTF | 1,781 | 2014-01-27 15:51:59 | Looks like an eye ball. |
ceumyiu | Mom has had a good life. | 2,687 | ceumwl9 | Gauhl | AskReddit | 1,003 | 2014-01-20 16:32:47 | >Never litter, there is absolutely no reason to. What if I have a gun to your mother's head and the only way she lives is if you toss that cig out the window because I have asthma? |
ceejrui | So, how's seventh grade going? | 2,536 | ceejh4c | classic__schmosby | AskReddit | 985 | 2013-12-31 19:31:02 | I spent so much fucking money on Silly Bandz, but I was the coolest kid in sixth grade for a week, so it was worth it. |
cehoz3a | Raise your kid to be someone she would be proud of. | 2,533 | cehor8y | Kitehammer | AskReddit | 788 | 2014-01-04 22:16:20 | My missus is currently pregnant, and this scares the shit out of me. The fuck am I meant to do if something like this happens? |
cf0d28d | Yeah, and you could use the upper ridges to prevent the fleshlight from sliding away. | 2,532 | cf09i70 | benmeadows | pics | 1,308 | 2014-01-27 13:39:58 | Those footholds would actually be kind of useful for extra leverage while...pushing. |
cet5drq | Should've just nicknamed them "True" and "False" | 2,529 | cet358j | atmullen | AskReddit | 1,215 | 2014-01-18 19:42:02 | My school had a white Austin White and a black Austin White |
cer2wcd | Oh you threw around some sausage alright | 1,795 | cer2v6r | nwilso9 | pics | 1,032 | 2014-01-16 08:01:48 | She actually woke up happily. There's a plot twist to this as well, I work at a supermarket and had bought home a load of sausages which were going to be thrown out. Pie and sausage all round. |
cenvuyi | u fakin wot m8? | 1,434 | cenvso8 | screamadelica_ | WTF | 872 | 2014-01-12 12:31:51 | It wouldn't surprise me if it said 'England'... |
cerxb2y | Hey! I wrote that article. I'd love to have included the footage, but the scientific paper hasn't been published yet - just [accepted](http://prl.aps.org/accepted/ac07eY2cQ9e1ee401777590317bc60f3d7e42e93c). Once it has been published (which should be in the next couple of months), I'll have a look and if the scientists... | 2,672 | cerw9mt | duncangeere | science | 1,730 | 2014-01-17 07:22:19 | Where is said footage? |
ceop3lb | well, to be fair, everyone is black inside a movie theatre | 2,669 | ceomxwj | themexicanwhiteboy | AskReddit | 1,244 | 2014-01-13 12:43:17 | Restaurant across the street from a movie theater |
cewvf9b | Yeah, you see hunter2 but all we see is ******** | 2,668 | cewuyxv | Bensas42 | AskReddit | 1,294 | 2014-01-23 07:44:45 | Don't worry, you will still see it but we just see ******* |
cf0h4jf | Sucks that you have to go to Wal-Mart to find that. | 2,662 | cf0fvld | SmokeyBare | funny | 1,172 | 2014-01-27 15:59:51 | I like going to Walmart. I always end up seeing someone who makes me feel pretty by comparison. |
cepjmps | Sorry about that! I generally try to stay on topic, but I can't control what other people write or say to me. For the most part, I think people are generally positive and just want to chat. For me, I'd rather chime in and make that person happy than worry about whether someone has to scroll an extra inch or two, but... | 2,657 | cepfxxl | Unidan | AskReddit | 1,008 | 2014-01-14 12:41:20 | Unidan isn't just original and interesting comments though, sometimes an entire thread gets cluttered by him saying Hello! and hundred of people creaming their pants in response |
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