Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Excellent guide to coping with vomit, but no taxonomy

While I appreciated all the well-written advice given in this handy guide to coping with the traumatic issue of blowing chunks, I really felt that more could have been done to describe the fascinating and artistic differences that puke has to offer. Nothing could be more beautiful and touching than an eloquent story of an all night beer binge followed by a bout of well described projectile vomiting. I think that's a story that we can all relate to.