Instruct: Classify the given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Let me save you some money

How do you keep from getting sick?Become a Scientologist. Yup, he recommends this.Don't watch the news. It makes you sad.Don't read newspapers. Forget keeping up with the real world.Get a massage. Well, that's not too bad.Get a deep tissues massage. A couple times a month. No one said this would be cheap.Bioenergetic synchronization. Don't you feel better just reading that?There's 104 other steps to never getting sick again. Honestly, reading them made me sick. I'll take the snake oil, thanks.