Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: This movie changed my life!

Before watching this movie, my biggest regrets were things like my fiance cheating on me and having my business fail. After watching this movie my biggest regret in life is not watching it while eating a bowl of ice cream.That way I would have had a spoon handy to gouge my eyeballs out and fling them at the screen. I truly believe that may have been the only way to keep this craptastical piece of trash from seeping into my head and polluting it for the rest of my life.