Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: dismal-SO dismal

I refused to watch this when it was at the theatres only because I have the uncanny ability to know when a movie is a dud or not just by watching the trailers. I decided to watch it last night and I was NOT disappointed. I was right again! This movie is so lacking in the WoW department. Depp has no depth, Jolie is plastic. The only thumbs up I give is to Bettany, Dalton and Sewell. This movie did absolutely nothing for either Depp or Jolie. They both must have been bored and needed a project to work on OR someone must have thrown a LOT of money their way to film such tripe. The writing was ridiculous and SHAME on the shills who post 5 star ratings for this movie. All they are doing is stealing from "the people" by making us believe (well some of us) that this movie is worth spending your money on. SHAME SHAME SHAME.