Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Contrived

This is a very sophomoric attempt at erotica proper. This is porn. I like both, but I know the difference. She was obviously paying attention in English 101 when they covered simile and metaphor, but she missed cliché day. It also seems clear that she missed the significance of the title of "The Story of O" when she used the same title but substituted the first letter of her first name. She has read the book several times; she borrows quite a bit of the language. My guess is that this was published for the "shock value" of the language which will always attract some, no matter how bad, instead of any real talent. She may be a submissive, but she's not a writer.