Instruct: Classify the given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: The Noise You Hear is Tolkien Spinning in his Grave

A much better title for this collection would have been "Just a Bunch of Stories We Never Got Around to Selling." I gave it one star on the general principle that dishonest advertising shouldn't be rewarded. These stories have nothing to do with Tolkien nor do any of them remind you of the Master. This is basically a random selection of fantasy short stories ranging from bad to average in quality.In the spirit of this book I'd suggest a sequel: "After the Bard, Plays in Honor of William Shakespeare." We can load it up with scripts left over from My Mother the Car, Cheers, Star Trek, and the Rosie O'Donnell Variety Hour. It would make as much sense.