Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Painfully predictable

"And they lived happily ever after."It would not have surprised me to read these words on the last page after enduring 200+ pages of this ploddingly predictable read. Characters' moods turn on a dime, mothers-of-three suddenly decide to run away with strangers they've met in parking lots, and grandmothers spout precisely crafted words of wisdom exactly on cue. Children are cuddly after bath time. Bodies are lean and hard. I could go on, but I'm sure you get the idea.I'd call this a beach read, but if you try that, you're likely to fall asleep and get a bad sunburn.