Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Don't believe the hype.

I picked up this book because I heard all the hoopla. But it was terrible -- and alarming that the breed of American novelists that confuse "subtle" with "saying nothing" is growing. I'd rather be thrown into that goddamn strawberry patch and die a agonizing death than have to pick up that book again!