Instruct: Classify an Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Like Reading a Complete Idiot's Coolest Ever Idea!

Jeez. I don't get the good reviews on this one. I'd like to see those reviewer's ideas of bad books! I am a voracious reader. I've NOT been able to finish maybe 3 books in my entire life. This is one of them. I gave up half way through. There is no finesse to the writing and there is zero dimension to the characters. It is so cheesy that I quit because I was afraid my husband was going to read a line or two over my shoulder and laugh at me. Ward even gives the make and model of the 'bad a**' car and tells what Rap (?) songs (including album and singer) the vampires are listening to. So so very bad!