Instruct: Classify the given review as either positive or negative.
Query: THANKS FOR THE NEW JAG WADE!!!

I wanted to buy a new Jaguar. I always wanted to own one but could never afford it. Well thanks to Wade Cook I have realized my dream! I bought WALL STREET MONEY MACHINE 8 months ago and used his strategies outlined and made huge returns, In fact, I exceeded his 300% return!! I started with $1500 and within five months it swelled to just over 80k! using Wade's "Options on Stock Splits" strategy. I just read STOCK MARKET MIRACLES and BEAR MARKET BALONEY and am ready for some "DEAD CAT BOUNCE" "DEAD BABY FLOAT" and "BOTTOM FISHING" "MONEYSACKING" and "GREEDLAUNDERING". I can't understand all the negative reviews here. Perhaps some of you out there can't comprehend the strategies. I've made big, BIG, MONEY using Wade's cash flow systems!!! BUY THEM ALL NOW AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!!! I did!!!