Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: If the book were as hilarious as some of these reviews ...

If the book were as hilarious as some of these reviews, we would have a comic classic on our hands. It is not. What God would or would not do if God really existed? Oh, please.Here is the general form of the arguments the book gives for the non-existence of God. If God exists, then He would do X. Not X. Therefore, God does not exist. What these guys are really saying is this: "If I were GOD, then I would do X. Not X. Therefore, ..." Well, if you ask me, the correct conclusion is: "Therefore, I am NOT GOD." I agree -- they are NOT GOD.Who is writing this stuff? Even more serious, who is publishing this stuff? Even more serious, are these people really reading this stuff?