Instruct: Classify a given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Absolute crap!

First the stereo/mono switch went out and I could only get mono. Then one side of the headphone shorted out. All this in less than two months of use. I'm sick of buying defective junk from companies that once had a good reputation. It simply amazes me that these fools wonder why they are losing business after trashing their own reputation selling worthless junk!