Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Doll..., I don't drink out of bowls. You got a beer?

Where's the DVD already!!?? No matter how bad people think this movie sucked, they still have to admit that it's 100 times better than 90% of the commercialized Hollywood simple simon B.S. that the media throws out annually! I mean compare Howard with the new Fantastic Four movie! No comp! People that hate on Howard the Duck are people that take certain films too seriously. Its not Casablanca or Citizen Cane, it's Howard the Duck! Of course it's not going to have an ingenious plot. It's supposed to be campy and unbelievable! The same people who critizise Howard love Star Wars Episode 1 which was a far inferior film despite its big budget special effects! The bottom line is that the Dark Overlords scare sheepish Hollywood moviegoers and so they put on Spider-Man because the Green Goblin is less intimidating and the special effects are much more up to date.