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Truman Capote once dimissed the work of Jack Kerouac by saying, "That's not writing, that's typing." I have searched thesauruses in vein trying to find a gerund that makes even TYPING sound accomplished in comparison to this drivel. That trees were harvested to provide the paper for this trainwreck should keep both the author and the publisher--a firm that should know better--awake at night. Shameless.