Instruct: Classify the given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Piece of junk

The right channel plays as fine as can be. Unfortunately, I'm one of those rare homo sapiens with two working ears which may come as a shock to the manufacturer. So the complete lack of a left channel transmission thus ruins any stereo appreciation I may have foolishly hoped for from such poorly made electronic garbage. Yes, I know, it costs one-cent. You get what you pay for! When will I learn -- the only bargains in life are love-at-first-sight and day-old bread sales!