Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: I WISH I COULD GIVE IT ZERO!

Seriously now, some people just can't stand not being britney (uhm Jessica) But after a while it just gets pathetic, sad and desperate! I mean dying your hair to look like her hair. Changing to outfits almost identical to britney's, changing your voice which obviously shows that you're not a true musical artist, you just do whatever it takes to get in the top 10! And oh guess what I just realized Jessica just happens to fit into all of these categorys, why isn't that a strange coinsedence? I certainly think so! I mean, Britney is ok, but there are a lot of people who can't stand her so if they ever hear or see Jessica they'll be throwing garbage cans at her, even the people who think Britney's ok, will really hate someone that trys to be the Pop Princess! Beacuase the'yre probably loyal fans or whatever or they'll just get sick of it! Sorry Jessica, but either way they'll really hate you a lot! You just don't have what it takes!