Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: It's enough to give you heartburn...

Mossanen didn't just dip her pen in honey, she dumped the whole honeypot all over the pages, and then added a heavy dose of saccharin. This book will probably end up being made into one of those schmaltzy cable mini-series starring a cast peppered with Hungarian unknowns and actresses like Victoria Principal and Jacqueline Bisset who haven't had much work since the last Judith Krantz mini-series.With so many wonderful books to read, life is too short to waste your time on something like "Harem", unless you're sipping a fruity drink with a parasol on some tropical island -- and you've got a couple Tagamet standing by.