Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: A bit unconventional

I admit it - I'm a high school teacher, and one of my students brought this to class. As I'm a bit unconventional, we read this, as a class (and then translated it into German - lots of dative verbs!). It was a huge hit! It is the source of many of our catch phrases, such as "not A hot dog - MY hot dog". Queries as to how lunch was often elicit "each morsel was a joy, a celebration in a bun." 4 year olds ask for it every day, and so do my 15 year olds!