Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: The Shame of Amazon.com - Horrific, Loathsome Music

WARNING WARNING WARNING DO NOT BUY THIS ALBUM - Imagine, if you can, Sheryl Crow recovering from a headcold and a 3 day cocaine, booze, laxative and Draino binge yodelling some seriously hideous, contrived country lyrics so shallow and insincere that even Garth Brooks would puke uncontrollably. Still with me? Cause they don't stop there, noooo. This album is like a black hole. I'm sure that if it were played over a loudspeaker it would quickly end even the worst European soccer riot. Thoroughly wretched playing by all the band members (thank god there are only 3 of them)cannot hope to elevate this utter affront to the human race. Once again shame on Amazon.com. You know better but chose to bring this to your customers anyway.