Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Buffalo chips

If the author of this book is "the greatest Western writer of all time", then it is time to leave the prairie. Seldom have I read a book so absolutely without highs or lows, of such flat descriptions that even a battle with the Comanches makes you yawn. While the characters have gnarled hands, black paint in their face and say 'ye god, they are absolutely two-dimensional. And the language! "Yonder come the yellow-legged soldiers". Where did he find that one? Some pony movie from the thirties? His typewriter must have run out of apostrophes by now.