Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: This movie is serious...seriously lame.

I've seen B movies in my time, but this one doesn't even qualify to be in that category. The only redeeming part of this movie is Mark Hamill's well delivered 20 minutes of acting. Oh, and Melissa Galianos is kind of cute. Full of cliche lines, sub par plots, and a cheesy ending, this movie is something you can mock for ages to come.