Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Is my species really this stupid? What a boring piece of garbage!

I decided to read this book one recent afternoon so I could legitimately comment on it and well...I'm just shaking my head in disbelief that 60 million imbeciles have not only shelled out real money for this literary Ambien but actually enjoyed it. And yet the talentless fair-haired boy, Dan Brown, just keeps smiling vapidly and watches the cash keep rolling in, to my increasing frustration. Even putting aside the blasphemy and the_monumental_bald-faced lies about historical figures, we're left with plenty to object to in the forgettable characters, the convoluted and boring plot, the laughably predictable plot "twists" (he employed most of them in "Angels and Demons"), and the bland, puerile writing. I just don't get it. I just do not get it at all.