Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Yawn.........BOOM!..........Yawn............Zzzzzzz.........

This endless train ride to boredom is all hardware and no heart. The whole ostentatious collage is justified--so it goes--by ponderous observations on art, and not a human being is in sight. Not a lump of coal on this director's own "Seven Days in May," or "The Manchurian Candidate."