Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: The literary equivalent of hurling buckets of paint at a canvas

Rarely is pretentious drivel so profoundly trite. Perfectly exemplifies the great post-modern con. A chaotic assemblage of random terms to which meaning is later ascribed, so much like a certain nostradomus.There are two principle types of literay work:1. That which is to be read. and of course2. That which is to be carted about, the title clearly visible, with a look of supreme smugness upon the owner's face.Gravity's Rainbow is quite obviously a work of the latter category.You see, I've come to the think of myself as something of an amateur post-modern poet; here is an example of my work:Ball, Kite, wolf, sky, space, heart, moon, expand, window, flowing, profound, pompous, gravity's rainbow.You see i'm quite the literary genius, somebody give me an award!!!What you fools fail to realize is that the post-modern style is simply a tool enabling those of simple mind to veil their lack of true artistry behind absurdity.