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Query: Healing: Key to Falling Asleep from This Monotone Voice

Forget Ambien, Seconal, or Halcyon. If you're having trouble with insomnia, try this audio recording. Listen to the author drone on and on about "healing" while never even defining what exactly it is. Lull yourself with hypnopompic visions of escaping from this monotone voice or imagine what you could have done with the money you wasted on this recording.Nothing useful here at all, unless you count fueling a meglomaniacal cult leader's delusions of grandeur with your dollars as a useful endeavor.If you're really into metaphysics, stick with the classics such as "Cosmic Consciousness" by Bucke, anything by Yogananda, Shakespeare, or Whitman.