Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Blech blech blech

Francis Bacon noted that "some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested." And then there's this book. Spit it out, then rinse with Listerine, and maybe even wash your mouth out with soap for good measure. It's not worth the paper it's printed on. Rarely do I not finish a book, even more rarely is it because I simply couldn't read past my disgust. This book did it.