Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Boring! Couldn't get past the first chapter

Usually a good author tries to grip you with the first few pages. I gave this book a whole chapter, and couldn't feel anything for any of the main characters. A whiney husband, and his ditsy wife go visiting vicars and tea-leaf readers. No thanks. I had just gotten done with Memoirs of a Geisha, and I'm sorry, but reading this book after Memoirs is like eating a Big Mac after having filet mignion the night before. I don't recommend this book unless you are a very forgiving reader.