Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: May the farce be with you!

I want those 2 1/2 hours of my life back, Lucas! The script was right out of an episode of that really bad Dungeons and Dragons cartoon in the mid-80s, the characters were as deep as a hole dug by Mr Burns using a toothpick and the story was as exciting as watching "Random Hearts" in slo-mo. Save yourselves 2 1/2 hours and stare at a wall instead-it will be as productive!