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At what point did Van Halen transform into complete dorks? This album is incredibly terrible for numerous reasons. First and foremost, we must start with Eddie Van Halen. At one time, this ego-driven ignoramus was hailed as a modern-day guitar-toting Rembrandt. Well guess what, he ain't so special anymore. His sanctimonious songwriting reeks of immaturity and idiocy. This CD, however, does have a purpose: it's a mighty fine coaster. While this album couldn't even elicit emotion out of a four-year-old on a sugar binge, it does prevent cold beverages from leaving rings on oak coffee tables. Trust me, I've tried it.