Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: A BOOMER!!

AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A POSITIVE WAY. I'VE READ ALL OF MS FORD'S BOOKS AND ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS "WILL THE REAL MS FORD PLEASE STAND UP!" I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SAME PERSON WROTE THIS AS THE OTHERS. THIS CANNOT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY THE WOMAN THAT TOOK BED ROOM LOVE TO ANOTHER LEVEL. THE WORDS USED TO DESCRIBE THE INTIMACY BETWEEN THE LEAD CHARACTERS SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM SOMEONE UNFAMILIAR WITH THE ACT. I'M CONVINCED THAT A GHOST WRITER FOR MS FORD WROTE THIS ONE. MY BIGGEST MISTAKE WAS NOT LISTENING TO THE TWO READERS BELOW. I COULD'VE SAVED MY MONEY!! BUT THIS IS THE FASTEST I'VE EVER READ A BOOK. A RECORD 3 MINUTES. I READ IT IN CLUMPS OF 50 PAGES AT A TIME, AND COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING IN THEM TO WANT TO MAKE ME READ ANY SLOWER.THIS BOOK MUST'VE BEEN DONE BEFORE MS. FORD GOT IT RIGHT. THANK GOODNESS SHE DID GET A HELLUA LOT BETTER!