Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: LONG. BORING. STUPID & S L O W :-(

While this did have a few funny-ish moments, the majority of the movie was long, boring, stupid and slow. Not to mention the wasted talent of Debra Messing and Dermot. I don't think either are desparate for money, so why would they take on a role such as this. It was torturous to watch. I'm so glad I didn't see it at the theatre and pay more money than the dvd rental cost. I think I forgot to mention predictable too. You know what's comming. I should have trusted my instincts and stopped watching it earlier, but it was like those train wrecks you can't take your eyes off. Sorry if I've upset anyone, - I'm just being honest.