Instruct: Classify a given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Zero stars was not an option

Perhaps Mr. Taylor should take a few writing courses after he "survives" yet another "near death experience." A previous reviewer said it best. He is no Depak Chopra. I would suggest reading something with some substance by an author who is not only trust worthy, but educated. "Autobiography of a Yogi" is a good place to start. At least this "Master" was never vain or felt it necessary to drive a red Mercedes called Love.