Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: about as good as watching wedding videos of strangers

Ever watched 90 minutes of DIY tour footage by a band you don't like or care about? (Why would you?) Well. that's what this movie is like. Comparing this to Spinal Tap is like comparing toilet water to holy water (okay, I'm exaggerating but it was a ridiculous comparison to begin with). Spinal Tap was an enjoyable mockumentary for a lot of people whether they enjoyed the music or not - the humor and the distinguishable characters were enough to drive the movie. With Hard Core Logo, it wasn't so much that I didn't understand what was going on or who the characters were... I just didn't care. This is a 90 minute experiment in pointless, witless, and directionless drivel that begs to be ejected.