Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Be wise, be smart, be-have...my farts...

This product is so totally amazing. Usually my farts are bad enough that people around me say they can actually TASTE them. Not anymore! I ordered me one of these here fart pillows and now I can just lay waste to it all day and no one's the wiser. I do wish they would come out with a fart pillow that had a cooling effect. Sometimes my chair gets so hot that I actually start to become a little lightheaded and begin to sweat. That's another problem though. I am just glad that i'll be able to stealth bomb the office this winter. Thanks fart pillow!