Instruct: Classify the given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Vegi-Tales for Vegetables

Once again we are beset with the watered-down insipidity of modern Christianity. Since so-called Christian parents are on the whole too ignorant of the Bible to be able to teach it to their children, they give the job, like so many other child-care responsibilities, to the TV. The inane and unfunny vegetation featured both here and on the awful television show are a metaphor for the modern so-called Christians: little smarter than vegetables, bumbling, and fettered to slavish dogma. "Jonah" presents nothing more than sanitized, numb, platitudinous drivel with a bit of mistranslated "scripture" thrown in here and there to satisfy the consciences of emotionally dead suburban moral mutants. If you want your children to believe in the Christian God, perhaps you should take some responsibility and teach them yourselves, using the Bible you claim to value so highly.