Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: What about us?

Is there a corollary to this book of profound fiction? I rather doubt it. A book titled "She's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Gals" would undoubtly be too simplistic. What's to understand? The book would consist of one blank page. Whoopie! "Lou"