Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Worst movie I've seen in almost 10 years

I know what you're thinking. Alice Cooper, Art Carney, Meatloaf, Blondie... this would have to at least have some camp value. I thought so too.I was wrong.This movie is atrocious. I'd give it 1 1/2 stars if I could simply for a halfway decent soundtrack but that's all there is to recommend it. Meatloaf can't act, neither can Don Cornelius, neither can anyone apparently as even Art Carney mails this one in.The plot is ridiculous and the attempts at humor are worse.Avoid at all costs, even if you're a huge fan of any of the principals.