Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: Dick and Jane and Spots get Nanophobic

This was the worst piece of writing I've ever read to the finish.I read on because I couldn't actually believe how preposterously bad it was nor believe that the score or more of blurbs in the paperback could possible be authentic. It is wooden at every level -imagination, dialogue, description. Almost every character is tediously unpleasant or else their proper name is implied to be enough to flesh them out.The world described,in dozens of instances, couldn't possible correspond to any other imagination than that of an unimaginative 12 year old boy raised solely on the worst action cartoons-in fact it could have been written by Gov. Arnold.The worst part of it is this brand-Crichton-just has to move its bowels every year or two and the product is efficiently consumed in robot fashion by millions of well trained ninnies. I highly recommend The Diamond Age as an antidote.