Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: This is why the terrorists hate us

Perhaps the only thing impressive at all about this musical is the fact that it has proved to be so monumentally successful despite being little more than an over-hyped Disney TV movie. Financed with Old Man Walt's Nazi gold, High School Musical takes formulaic trash to a new level of mediocrity. It was the smash hit that was never supposed to happen, a straight-to-DVD exercise in tween-sploitation that got blown out of proportion by ironic hipsters. Thanks to them, this piece of forgettable pap became 'cult viewing', and soon enough everyone was riding the bandwagon, and apparently forgot that it was all a sick joke concocted by studio executives, the Internet and Satan. The overwhelming success of High School Musical is a testament to the unforgivable folly of mankind, and for this reason alone the very thought of it chills me to my core. I mean, there's a character called Sharpay! Sharpay! I weep for this generation.