Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: I'll PAY you to take my copy away

My wife and I have made a film that we have entitled "The Watching of Blair Witch Project." This new film depicts the two of us trying desperately to get through Blair Witch Project. Included are horrifying scenes of the intense nausea and occasional vomiting caused by the incessant, unnecessary, annoying camera motion throughout Blair Witch. You will also find frightening the utter boredom we experienced, watching three immature teenagers babble and scream and the babble some more for 87 minutes. I highly recommend "The Watching of Blair Witch Project." If you're at all interested in seeing the original film, Blair Witch Project, I'll give you a dollar to take mine far far away from my video library. The used DVD stores won't even take it from me.