Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Wow...

Okay, I admit I got this to add to my evergrowing Feldman collection. But if there's ever a movie that has you wondering what the hell is going in from title to end credits...this'd be it! Thought it'd at least have the ability to follow some kind of plot. All I got was...well...a G rated baaaaaadly acted sex movie. It shall stay on my shelf for collection value...but not watch value for sure.