Instruct: Classify a review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Don't waste your time or money.

The predominant concern of this boring, totally unsatisfying work appears to be finding every conceivable way of asking "What If" without attempting to answer anything. Written in a plodding, pseudo-intellectual style, the pace alone is enough to have bored even Hitler to death. None of the various scenarios presented are brought to anything resembling a conclusion, leaving the reader with nothing more than he or she started with. While overly simplistic at times, "The Hitler Options" is a far more enjoyable treatment of the subject matter. "What If?" doesn't crash and burn; it never takes off.