Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Hey, just cause I couldn't choose zero stars.

I just finished watching SICK, and although I have never written a movie review online before, I was so compelled by the crappiness of this movie that I had to warn others. It seems the only moral thing to do. If you're thinking about renting this movie, do something more constructive with your four bucks... like buy a pack of cigarettes for a baby. If you still don't get the point, then go ahead and rent it. That will be punishment enough. Truly, awesomely, inconcievably horrible.