Instruct: Classify an Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: .

Okay, I'll give you a wonderfully imaginative and playful premise. And understand that I am a fan of strange literature. But I just couldn't get through this one, somehow. It was interesting for a few pages, but then over the next few dozen, it just became *too* nonsensical. I don't mind nonsensical things in general, but ... I don't know ... I can't figure it out ... but this one just bored me to tears. Shrug.