Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: the Island from "Lost"!

I bought the uranium and thought it'd be fun to put it in the microwave. DO NOT MICROWAVE URANIUM. There was a blinding white light and the next thing I know, I woke up on the Island from the TV show "Lost." It took me 6 months to convince that jerk Ben Linus to give me the coordinates to get back and write this review.