Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Paranoid claptrap

Bent Corydon is just another in a line of people who can write a sentence and think that it makes them an authority. Dissing Hubbard and his many followers is a profitable enterprise, not unlike the news rags at the supermarket checkout stand which jump out with assertions of 2 headed coyotes and celebrity madness. I have been a Scientolofor several years, and the training and therapy that I have received from Mr. Hubbard has helped me triple my income. Not by ripping off unsuspecting seekers who are dragged into a Scientology church or mission, as Corydon might have you believe, but by making me more productive and efficient at my job (plumbing) and life. Don't listen to naysayers. Find out for yourself. Avail yourself of the free services offered by Scientology and Scientologists (we were quite present at the WTC aftermath, providing help and counsel to emergency workers and victims alike) and make the choice for yourself.