Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: Not worth the $1.99 Kindle price

I decided to purchase this while in bed recovering from a nasty cold. Even the cold medication couldn't make this palatable. Sadly, this reads like it was written by a 6th grader with poor social skills. Horrid dialogue, zero thrills, completely predictable. Save your $1.99 for something else.