Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: What can you say?

This thing should've been called *The Book of Counted Whiners*. Look, I like Dean Koontz. And I realize we need to feel sympathy for the leading characters, but you just want to take all of these people and put them in a closet. Partly, this is due to buying the audio tape. The guy reading this thing is so in-love with his own voice that he needs to get either a hotel room or a restraining order.