Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Only if you're a JON Bon Jovi Fan

After some of the glowing reviews I read I bought this - definately not his best work, or Demi Moores', and the entire "should have been better with this cast" cast! Someone must have owed someone some favors. Slow and dragging, and Demi Moore was the absolute WORST - absolutely pathetic, and not due to her character. Yes, Jon's pretty to watch - but this barely held my attention and I don't think it's worth donating to charity - why would someone in need want this?! Destination the TOILET!