Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Trash for soft-headed saps

If you're idea of naturalism is wearing Birkenstock sandals, talking about "animal nature in the eyes of wolves" while sipping overpriced twig tea from your local health food store -- well then, this is the book for you. Simplistic metaphors for suburban housewives to nod in appreciation of their own smug self-satisfaction, this collection of muck passing for art is trite and without any enduring significance. Once again low forms of writing have captured the soft, mushy minds of the unthinking and given them the wrapper of meaning without the content. The seriously dysfunctional seem to find some solace in these pages so for that I'll give it a single star... just as long as it keeps them off the streets.