Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Suckered

I thought there might be a good reason Amazon.com was selling this thing for only $14, and I was right. It's a L.O.S.E.R. Now, if I can just figure out how it climbed onto the Best Seller List. Believe the others who scorned it; their comments say it all. Aimless plot, trivial insight and sensitivity, sophmoric character development, and really bad writing. Which took these guys six years to write? How did they even get an agent? I read the "Da Vinci Code," and yes it's for 8th graders, but at least it delivers a story. This book? Gives you nothing but 300+ pages of quasi-nuanced dialogue and narrative. Pee-you!