Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Ruined my life

Do not recommend. It will show you truths not meant to be known to mankind. If you want to keep your sheltered little bubble and ignore the real truth about our world, stop reading.As the description said, technically it doesn't just detect flying objects that are unidentified, it picks up disturbances caused by alien craft. This distinguishes unidentified planes and such from actual alien vehicles. However, when I bought it, the detector went off with everything. Cars, planes, helicopters, even my printer. It took me a while to understand, but I finally know.We're the space aliens. We've been them all along. And I've been a fool to think otherwise.I just can't take this knowledge. It.... it's too much. This is the last thing I'm writing. I hope some of you can cope with it more than I can.