Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: ZERO STARS!!!

What would happen if Nick Cave couldn't carry a tune in a bucket? And what if he were a fundamentalist Christian? And what if he played music by The Hooters? I think it would be a little something like this. I thought from the name that this would be a collection of drinking songs. After listening to it, I could have used a stiff drink or ten. Not to focus on the negative, but the best part of this album is its short length. The songs have monotone melodies, and the vocalists can't even stay on pitch for a measure! At least the instrument is on key. I say instrument, since this is pretty obviously a rather expensive keyboard playing everything. This is quite frankly the worst CD I've ever listened to. Why? Well, aside from the vocal nightmare I've already illustrated above, the lyrics are preachy and trite, and the backing instrumentation is rigidly put together, like listening to a machine. I could go on and on, but I'm trying not to be spiteful.