Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: REALWARE - RealBAD or RealSTUPID or RealWORTHLESS

I feel like Officer Barbrady - "This is the worst book I have ever read and I may never read again." The dialog is juvenile and vapid. The story line, what there is of it, is laughable - and I don't mean that in a good way. Rucker's misogynistic view of women is insulting and very sad. His take on the elderly, or elderly consciousness anyway, is so completely off base I have to wonder if he knows anyone older than 15, besides himself. It makes me wonder how much he paid the publisher to get this on the shelves.