Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: YOU don't need this book

Full of useless information that has been around for a long time. We've heard all of this before: drink lots of water, eat fish three times a week, brush and floss your teeth, don't put a q-tip in your ear, blah, blah blah. The book seems to be written for the elementry grade level with its cartoon-like illustrations of little elves living in your bones and the cancer cells with their angry faces. If there are a few pearls of wisdom in here anywhere, it would be hard to find them because the "humorous" writing style is simply obnoxious. The constant failed attempts at humor make the reading almost unbearable.