Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: I eat wood

I love this book. I would sit around and munch on my wood and read and read. I will shove a stick in my toe. Who the heck is Garfield trying to fool with his orange fur and black stripes? everyone knows he is a tabby. My best friend is a cactus. I think I know everything about tactical numbers and emoticons, but who's to say that the Titanic was the biggest? How many more hormon-pumped teens must be shot in the aorta before ol' bush decides to bring guns back into the schools. I like to eat broadswords.Let's hear it for Robinson Cruesoe!Let's hear it for wood munching!!Let's hear it for dog warts!!!Harry Potter is a transvestite garter snake.