Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Grim, Ugly, dull!

Major hottie Ewan McGregor must have been desperate to show the world that he's a serious actor in this depressing, colorless excursion into non-erotic romance. As drifter Joe, we're asked to believe that this simmering hunk wants to have sex with pasty-faced, matted hair Tilda Swinton, who looks like a refugee from a TB hospital. Bony, shapeless and hideous, she's in the enviable position of being the lust object of Ewan. She reacts to his seduction like a clam with as much dialogue as you would expect from a clam. The love scenes are grim and gritty. Don't expect any passion or glamor and although McGregor does flash us once again with full-frontal gifts, there's no sensuality. If you want a movie experience that's sexless, loveless and colorless, then this is the one you might enjoy.