Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID...

Fifteen seconds into this worthless flick and I was hoping some zombie would put me out of my misery. Ridiculous effects, moronic dialogue, amateur acting, and a limping storyline forces this film to self-destruct almost before it begins. It's not even a slight addition to the modern horror genre, which is comprised of goose eggs as it is. Save your money, unless you're the small audience it's aimed at: Intellectually challenged boneheads.