Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: How could a book this funny be so scary?

Because Mark Steyn is a superb writer--able to convey with absolute conviction the ideas he wants you to grasp. There are no convoluted pretentious ramblings in this book--just straight to the brain common sense that will shock you with its honest clarity. And soooo hilarious!!As fuzzy-wuzzy therapists say: Do something nice for yourself. Read this book--reads like suspenseful fiction, and your mind will feel more detoxed than after a gallon of green tea and spring water. But here's my advice, we all need to get our self absorbed heads out of our rear ends and learn the truth about what will happen to us if we don't grow up and get tough---so buy this book--you will not regret it.