Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Chakras: Key to Loss of Money

If you know absolutely nothing at all about chakras, then I suppose you might get something out of this book. However, according to the author, you already have all the information you need about chakras stored in them, so really all you need to do is just ask them what they do! The author appears to enjoy talking down to people and makes sure she doesn't offend anyone's intelligence by using really short words and sentences. It's like listening to a mother read a fairy tale to a 1st grader...worse, though, because at least a fairy tale is entertaining and doesn't cost the child money it will never get back.