Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Masterpiece Schmasterpiece!

I beg to differ with those who consider this some sort of masterwork. Boring and pretentious are just two words that come springing to mind to describe this book. Now if you are itching for a book about NOTHING, then you will love this book. If this is Calvino's "masterpiece," I shudder to think of the poor trees that have been axed to archive Calvino's lesser oeuvre. I give this book a big ol' ZZZZzzzzzz....