Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Utterly boring

After reading some of the reviews, I had high hopes of discovering a fantastic series. Boy was I ever duped. When I was about halfway through the book I started staring at the dust on the windowsill 3 feet in front of me. When you find dust to be more interesting than the book you're reading you know it's time to stop...reading the book that is. Mr. Schweizer should stick to his musical endeavors and stop writing books.