Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Now, let me tell you something about ME

I can only imagine spending time with this couple. Perhaps, say, meeting them at a dinner party. The conversation goes something like this:Rosamund: "Tell me about yourself."Guest: "Well, I was born in Boston."Rosamund: "Now, put that in the context of ME."Guest: "Well, you live in the Boston area."Rosamund: "That's right. I've got my act together. In fact, I've got my act together more than anyone else in Boston."Benjamin: "Well, let's talk about me in Boston. I conduct kids orchestras."Rosamund: "That's right, that allows us to pronounce general platitudes about life, management, love, and self esteem."Benjamin: "You know, I wasn't always this perfect."Rosamund: "Benjamim, shut up. I asked our guest to put his comments in the context of ME."This was one of the most useless and unbearable books I've ever read. I kept reading, to the bitter end, just to see if it stayed as bad as it started. It did.What a waste of paper and ink.