Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Noisy, slow goodness

This little unit has soldiered along now for well over a year. It works, but is very slow and whiny. Looking for a better one now, not because this one is broken, but because I'm tired of waiting whilst being serenaded by the "reer-reer-reer-reer-reer-reer" this thing makes.