Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Not remotely funny

I have to admit that I didn't read the entire book. I probably read about 1% of it but that is all I could stomach. I picked up the book because I had run across quotes from George Carlin on the Internet and thought they were very funny. I put the book down not because of the type of humor or the vulgarity -- I enjoy both in a good comedian. The problem with the book is that it simply is not funny. It's boring. It's so boring it hurts.