Instruct: Classify a given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: This book does not work

I read this hastily constructed piece and committed every passage to memory. Meticulous in my memorization, I can assure you that I acquired a firm grasp of every concept presented therein, including: looking around, dodging, signaling, and staying on land. Well, the proof is in the pudding, people. I applied EVERY principle that I learned in this book to my aquatic voyages and have amassed a series of collisions with other vessels such as: the Edmund Fitzgerald, the Exxon Valdez, the Yarmouth Castle, the Carpathia, the Bismark, and yes, you guessed it, the Titanic. While many have attributed the sinking of these ships to other factors, it is a little known fact that my application of the principles written in this book are to blame.Don't buy this book. In fact, in my opinion it should be removed from shelves altogether and retitled, "How To Hit Huge Ships".