Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: John Mayer sound-a-like & elevator worthy.

This was the most predictable crap that I've heard in a while (that's saying a lot). If you like songs where you can guess exactly how the song is going to turn out from just hearing the intro then this is for you. You can tell some manager/agent sat down in a boardroom and decided that the world needed a John Mayer clone because Mayer is doing the SRV blues thing right now and there's money to be made off of teenage girls selling this junk. This is elevator music...it's pointless, heartless music made by business men with a smiling face to sing it.