Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: High school poetry glorified.

Remember those girls in high school, the ones with the unicorn binders who wrote terrible poetry for the school paper, usually with lots of "and what u did to ME" types of lines? The kind who read 3 ee cummings poems and think "I can do that!" and go on and write about...nothing important at all?? Well, if that's your style, then THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU.