Instruct: Classify a review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Re-press that white suit...

Tom Wolfe was hip back in the day. Well, this isn't that day. You get more insight into college angst by watching an episode or two of Dawson's Creek reruns then by this drivel written by someone completely out of his element. He can definitely turn a phrase now and then, but my recommendation is to pass on this one.