Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Fake Metal!

This is fake metal! Just another pathetic attempt to get the Parantel Advisory label on the cover! Phil Anselmo continues to use the 'f' word non-stop! Dimebag Darrel yet plays 100 more cheezy solos to display how "talented" he is. If this is real metal, than it's dead!