Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Who Cares?

We waited 12 years (or whatever) for this? [SPOILER ALERT!] If you're thinking of reading this book, don't continue.Four kids hunting ruins in the Yucatan get trapped and eaten by a sentient vine. Smith writes well, but who cares? It was obvious that Smith's goal is a summer blockbuster film starring Julia Stiles and Natalie Portman. I suspect his goal will be achieved and, when I think about it, I guess I'd prefer to spend two hours watching Julia Stiles or Natalie Portman get eaten by a vine than spend three or four hours reading this ridiculous book. If you haven't read this book, but have read this far in this review: You have been warned.