Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: OttLite T59BNR Vero Paper Weight in Brushed Nickel

I'm sure there are less expensive paper weights in the world - possibly even ones that illuminated desks for a week before deciding to relinquish that role. Within that framework, I made an awesome purchase. As far as reliably functional table lamps go, it's a piece of junk.