Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: One big bear. One big joke. One big dud.

Ted is about a cuddly cute teddy bear that isn't cuddly or cute, or even remotely interesting. I got the big joke in the trailer--a fluffy teddy bear that's into cussing, hookers and a toke or three--and kinda expected the movie to expand on the theme and take it somewhere.It didn't, or at least it didn't in the first 20 minutes, so I switched to something else. Maybe it got better after that, but by then I could have cared less about any of the actors, especially Ted. Think "Fred Flintstone with a mouth and a wicked hangover," and you've pretty much nailed the teddy bear and his movie.I did get a kick out of the southie (Boston) accents, made me homesick. But that's about it.