Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Selling this thing should be a crime!

Everyone else has already hit the highlights...the joystick doesn't control the Ms. Pacman, the fire button is on the left instead of right, the game doesn't retain the high scores. If I didn't think some kids might read this, I'd be tempted to use some expletives!! That's how disappointed I was in this thing.