Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: What an awful book

First book by this man. Last book by this man. Doesn't anyonerealize that this man CANNOT write? The situations he puts Dirk Pottin are just plain silly. Do you remember the books from a few yearsage starring a character known as 'Doc Savage'? Similar ... of thatstyle. (Also, I can figure out how to convert metric to the USstandard as well as he can. I don't need to be hit over the head withit on each page).