Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Oh, please!

I managed to get through almost 100 pages before putting myself out of my misery by selling this unbelievably stupid, fluffy book to some other unsuspecting person on ebay. Amusing? Oh, please! I cannot begin to imagine how anyone with an IQ above 50 could even consider this a five star rated book. It's not possible. It just isn't. No way. No.