Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: How to write a book and its sequel before lunch

"Time to write a new book. I can throw in a few action scenes. About fivepages worth. That's not enough for an entire book, is it? No problem,I'll pad it out with boring descriptions and stilted dialogue. Now it's500 pages long. But wait, I can pad it out some more, so now it's 1000pages, and just bind the first 500 pages into the first book, and then thenext 500 is the sequel. I'm a genius!"I've read most/all of Tom Clancy's original books, and loved them. His newbooks are terrible.