Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Trapped on a desert island with this?!

At least I didn't pay anything for this insipid waste of paper. Teaching at a rural school on Zanzibar, I was happy to read any book I could get my hands on. Somehow this book made its way into the school; it was so terrible I couldn't put it down! Predictable plot, flat characters, sophomoric style; indeed, there is little to redeem it.If you want to have a good laugh over a bad book, look no further.