Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: It's hilarious how STUPID Hollywood is!

A turd making lazy circles in a toilet bowl is more entertaining than this film. Brad Pitt is UGLY and about as charismatic as Ben Stiller. Orlando Bloom would have been better as the female lead. Both must be taking acting lessons from Jennifer Aniston because they're terrible! Peter O'Toole's hair looks like it was done by Sigfried and Roy. Poor Eric (the ONLY good performance in the movie) Bana's headgear looks like a trash can out of Cher's bathroom. (...)