Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Siezed my cash

What a waste of paper. How dare someone write such trash, and pawn it off as a novel. This story is so completely stupid, I am embarrassed for the author. I was fooled by some of the other reviews. I am embarrassed for those reviewers as well. How could anyone read this book. The author seriously needs some psychological help. The book contains foul action after foul action. I was hoping for a little bit of a story. Erotica can be tasteful. As a matter of fact, the more tasteful it is the more able the reader is to relate to the actions. This was purely in poor taste. Don't waste your money on this one.