Instruct: Classify a given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: It stunk worse than my gym socks

Card is a masterful writer- he can captivate, engage, entertain, and educate. He writes stuff that will make me laugh out loud or cry like a baby. This wasn't any of that. It had no depth. It reads more like a report on what everyone is up to now- like one of those spam Christmas letters you get from people you knew in college. Sure, it is nice to hear from them, but it doesn't really move you to call.