Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: ZZZZZZZZ. A very long boring story.

If this were King's first novel, he would find himself flippng burgers for a living. At no point in time did I feel a draw to finish this story. Bag of Bones never captivated me, not once. I have read most of King's works and Bag of Bones is by far one of the worst books Stephen King has written. Stephen seemed sex obsessed throughout the whole story, breasts and nipples, even talk of pedophilia when "John talks to Mike about getting custody of Kyra." As for being SCARY... looking at my monthly phone bill scares me more. It is obvious that fans of this book have never read King before.