Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Portal Storm Madness

Why would you like this milk? I was an intern to Dr. Brandon Callahan, PhD. in a US research facility. During an experiment one day, some doofus with the initials of G.F. left some milk from the break room in right next to the sample for use in the experiment later. Next thing you know, the whole teleport chamber explodes (Dr. Callahan perished in the blast). Fast forward 9 years, and I've got overwatch breathing down my neck every minute of the day. Plus the citadel ruins the sunset at the beach. Thanks a lot Tuscan Whole Milk. Thanks a lot.