Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: Pathetic, and laughably inaccurate.

I have seen worse films. I can't think of any right off the top of my head, but I'm sure I have seen them. Not many though. To begin with: DiCaprio's acting, never all that good, was at an all time low. "Titanic" was the only film in which he managed to do a worse job. The acting of the elder characters was quite decent, save for the poor choice of Malkovich as the aging Athos. Dumas was turning over in his grave, of that I've no doubt. The historical inaccuracy was pathetic. I am certain that any country that was ever ruled by a hereditary monarchy rolled in the ailes from border to border when this film was shown. To think that D'Artagnan was involved with Anne of Austria (something totally incompatable with the book), is laughable. I shudder to think what the French reaction to this film was.All in all, it is not worth either buying or seeing. A pathetic attempt to recreate the muskateer legend. . . a failed attempt.