Instruct: Classify the given review as either positive or negative.
Query: a thoughtful critique

'Kay. I know Kubrick is, like, a "total genius" and all, but this movie was less coherent than a brain-damaged first-grader trying to explain to a neanderthal how to build a nuclear reactor (believe it or not that simile took two drunk people five minutes to come up with. hurray for college!).Wow, totally lost track of what I was trying to say about this movie. Suffice it to say, it sucked, just like every movie Kubrick made. The best part of any of his movies is when the end credits start rolling.~fin~