Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Pretentious b.s.

Who would believe that such characters exist in real life? In the writer's too obvious effort to assign an unusual and distinctive trait or to each character, he has only succeeded in making them non-stereotypical, but nonetheless flat and incredible.It is ironic that a film called "The Five Senses" is as dead as some of the characters in it. That goes for the directorial treatment too. Very uninvolved and detached. The only sensual image here is the opening scene. That's it.