Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: My Internal Feminist Blanched...

and then threw up.While a few of the mini-essays were entertaining, most left me hoping there are women out there who aren't obsessed with ER reruns and "chawing" "nabs" on the way to the Wal-Mart wearing sweat pants and trying to one-up other moms while shoveling high-fructose corn syrup into her own rugrat.