Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Best purchase ever!

I was always a bit shy and never had much luck with women, but then a friend of mine told me about this shirt and it's magical powers of seduction so I bought it. when it arrived nothing prepared me for what was to come. I went to the club and all night chicks were smiling at me and howling like a wolf, totally sensing my animalistic urges. After the bar closed I hung around to see whitch lucky lady would get to take me home. Her name was shelia she was the last out of the bar mostly due to her tremendous girth but when her eyes locked on to me and my howling wolf shirt she knew she was going to be in forn a wild time , I loaded her into the back of my pickup and after a quick stop at the Mcdonads drive thru these five wild beasts spent an unforgettable night under the stars howling at the moon......