Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: MILK APOCALYPSE

I admit, I was fooled by the overwhelming positive reviews, but upon receiving the milk, my world fell apart. The jug seemed normal on the outside, so I opened it with glee. As soon as I did, a loathsome stench struck my nostrils. It was so overpowering that I lost consciousness. When I awoke, I was in hell. The milk is a portal to hell! Devils were all around me, dancing and singing a tune macabre. They brandished their pitchforks fiercely, and all I could do was curl up and cry. Satan then appeared to me, and explained that he was going to take the Earth for himself, using the milk. Please, don't buy it! Don't facilitate the apocalypse!