Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: industry connections + clever title = bestseller

I am still scratching my head in amazement that this book made it to the printing press. Forget about the fact that there is no character development, story line or sustainable plot -- the grammar is flawed throughout and the juvenile euphemisms for words like "sex" are awful. Does this even qualify as an easy beach read? It was painful to finish! What Bergdorf Blondes offers most of all is proof that connections are EVERYTHING.