Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Porn Trash without the Porn

Interesting idea in this one, but there were a couple of flaws- the main, of course, being that the book is a 400 page ramble about WHO HE IS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH. And (correct me if I'm wrong here, but I checked pretty thoroughly) every single person we know the name of he/she kisses. I found this to be one of the most boring books I have ever read.