Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: well..

I read it and it was painful. The only thoughts that saved me were:1.) proof that critics are critics because they can't write (wow, now I'm a critic, what happens if you are a critic of a critic who can't write?)2.) I was hoping that Patrick Bateman from the wonderful book "American Psycho" was going to pop up and gut all the charaters in this book. But even that would have been bad, since when he cut them open he'd only find ... nothing.