Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Trite, unsatisfying eye candy

Kristin Stewart continues her legacy of looking and acting completely stoned at all times. Charlize Theron is semi-worthwhile, save for her atrocious accent. Chris Hemsworth needs to lose the shirt and the Scottish brogue from Central Casting. Otherwise, it's a fun movie to watch while it's on mute, though I never need to watch it again.