Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: UGH!

I started reading this a few years ago, and promptly returned it after just 50 pages. This book stands out in my memory as one of the worst books I've ever experienced. Want to read a page of ramblings about the thread count of a designer shirt? Or tolerate the unbearably repetitive use of the word "hardbodies"?I was put-off not only by the writing style, but the violent scenes. I expected violence, but the scenes just made no sense! They just hung in mid-air, waiting for better context. This is a useless,immature, overhyped embarrassment, and I can't believe someone has written a literary guide for this book. It's like providing Cliffs Notes for a high school student's creative writing project. The praise for this book astounds me. Couldn't put it down? I think I threw my copy across my desk in disgust!