Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: It's Not Hollywood Garbage...It's Eurotrash

Following a series of graphic fight sequences, Valhalla Rising sinks into one agonizing, relentless slog. The frame is often filled with wildly beautiful landscapes (which is why I gave it two stars) or actors, caked in blood and mud, placed artfully within the shot. However, a talented cast is wasted, spending far too much screen time grimly staring off into the distance or at each other. I generally like films that are thoughtful and contemplative but this one failed to engage me on any level. When you catch yourself wondering why the director chose a certain angle for a shot, you know it's time to remove the disc from the tray and get on with your life.