Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Last Tango in Armageddon?

Could the S-Man ever have made a duller film? Could Jamie Lee have ever humiliated herself more than here? As for the action, well, as a complete stranger sitting next to me at the theatre where I first saw the movie said half-way through: they need to blow up something. And so, alas, they do. Hint: fast forward the film to the last ten minutes, then watch just that and move on to the night's next feature.