Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: More like a nightmare

I had great hopes that this book would help me decipher my dream about Mr. Bubbles in a spork fight with Chita Rivera at the Copa while I was playing "Ooops I did it again" on the bagpipes. However, this "guide" could offer me no help other than labelling me dangerously insane. Now honestly, what kind of help is that?