Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Calling Cards And Winking Bards...............

Not Available is to me like a great piece of modern classical music. Without a doubt it's the finest thing The Residents have ever done. It's the only Residents album that I can say is a must have, although I do own almost all of their output from the early 70's through the mid 80's. The piece is tough to describe; it flows definitely, tells a story (about something ?), and can put a smile on your face for sure. I have not yet purchased the re-master, but it has to be better than the original release of this on CD, which was very poorly done. I still tend to listen to the vinyl as an alternative.