Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: This book is so badly written it scares me

It scares me because so many people love it. The writing is so hackneyed, cliched, and ponderous that I had to keep going just to see how bad it could get (very). What really really scares me is that lots of people believe this compendium of trashy conspiracy theories and overheated prose is all true. And what really really really scares me is that I've heard quite a few people say they want to go to Italy to see the sights mentioned. Thousands of years of history and art are powerless to move people to travel compared to one really stupid novel. I think we Americans will have to just give up and become a nation of retarded servants for the more discerning nations.