Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: How about some Corporate downsizing

Uninspired dreck. I'm a fan of Playboy's Eros Collection, but this offering was weak. The girls of course are hot, but the sex is mechanical: The girls strip, fondle briefly, and dive below. I may be wrong here, but passion doesn't have to be below the waist. How about some deep kissing? Next to the Seventh Sense, this was Eros' weakest offering. If you want to watch a decent Eros flick, rent/buy Allyson is Watching, or The Night that Never Happenend. Pass on this one.