Instruct: Classify the given review as either positive or negative.
Query: This Deserves a Square-Root-of-Negative-One Star

Something this breathtakingly pseudo-intellectual AND incoherent AND uninteresting is without recent precedent. This precious director/"writer"/blitherer could do justice to the inevitable film adaptation of such best-selling codswallop as "The Celestine Prophecy". Infinitely more enjoyable than the movie are the reviews posted by countless cosmopolitan philosophes who declaimed the movie was "intelligent", "deep", and, far and away the best line, comparable to Voltaire's "Candide." Quite. Three cheers for the spirit of Paul de Man. (How about a movie where detectives investigate whether the question of whether de Man has an ideational spirit is relevant to donkey-do? Step aside, Voltaire.)