Instruct: Classify an Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Didn't do it for me....

Typical boys meet girl. Girl blows boys. Boys get off. Girl swallows. Second boy falls in love with girl (presumably due to enthusiastic, quasi-virgin, "true redhead" gene pool.) I'm still not clear on the proper etiquette involving the three dimensional, ever-expanding, butt plug accessory.If this cranks your carburetor, then the remaining two stories are sure to fire up your engines. Just be careful of ramming your exhaust pipes.As for me, I prefer to avoid any obsession with the "pink rosette".