Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Frak this felgercarb

I grew up devoted to the original (1979) "Battlestar Galactica" and I approached the 2003 remake skeptically. But I received the 2003 miniseries on DVD as a gift, and tried to approach it with an open mind.Afterwards I decided justice requires that producer Ron Moore be subjected to gratuitous and inhumane medical experiments, conducted by clumsy vivisectionsts in front of a warmly applauding audience. Footage of the event should be included as a special feature on all future releases of this DVD, and the director's commentary track should consist of three hours of his agonized screams.There's nothing I can add to the other one-star reviews here (if only I could give it zero). The ONLY good thing about this DVD is that it forced me to finally stop procrastinating and buy the boxed set of the original Battlestar Galactica.