Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Total trash from a cop hating worm

Joe Domanick HATES police officers. Joe Domanick HATES the LAPD. Joe Domanick is a moron. These three facts literally leap of the first few pages at the reader. All hope of an honest, open-minded, appraisal of the LAPD are completely lost once the reader realizes Domanick has a personal vendetta against the police. Likely resulting from his own run-ins with the law? Who knows! Caveat Emptor!