Instruct: Classify the given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Average massage, horrible DVD

I am a professional Chiang Mai Style masseur, and I wanted to try something new with my partner, so I decided to buy this DVD because of the good reviews. Unfortunately, I found that the only reliable review was the one by Ms Jennifer Navolis.- Don't expect "sensual massage" techniques here. It is a very average massage, the only difference is that the (not particularly attractive) models are naked- The narrator voice is unbearable- The music is abominable. Really. And way too loud. No music at all would have been far betterAlso, some of these techniques, in particular the ones involving the knee and the lower back, can be pretty dangerous on your partner if you don't have some professional knowledge.So, kudos to Jennifer for the very honest review; but I would say that she has been too kind to give this DVD two stars. I would give zero if I could.