Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Wooden

I rented this DVD before the last blizzard hit, thinking it would be a great way to ride out the storm. Well, what could have been a great epic turned out to be epically boring! I just didn't care about any of the characters and the battle scenes weren't anywhere near as exciting as they could have been, and it was hard to care who won! As far as the story line, where was the explanation for WHY Achilles is such a great warrior and can't be beat? A little detail about his HEEL (hello!) was left out of the story until the very end when he blatently sticks his heel out to take the arrow. It might as well have had a bullseye painted on it! It all seemed so silly! As far as the acting, the only actor worth anything in this movie was Eric Bana. The rest acted like a bunch of wooden horses. Luckily, I also rented "The Village" at the same time, but that's another review....