Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Appallingly bad

This is one of the most tragic wastes of female beauty I&#65533;ve ever seen Playboy produce. ... This had to be one of the most unexciting Playboy videos I&#65533;ve seen. ... Almost every Playmate segment in this video has guys in it. Then there is the terrible production style: extreme close-ups, dizzying jump-cuts, cuts from a nude Playmate to her fully clothed on a bicycle and back again until you want to scream. The crowning absurdity is the Brande Roderick sequence. She rolls about on a bed in a bra and panties while a voice-over reads bad erotic poetry in an English accent, while the video cuts to shots of the poetry and some middle-aged guy in 18th century dress that is supposed to be the poet. She gets less screen time than the shots of the poetry. It&#65533;s so terrible it&#65533;s hilarious.