Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Ann the 29% 'ers Spokesperson

.A bit predictably tedious at the start but it quickly settles into a delicate symmetry of dense and excursive passages of overindulgent impenetrable drivel. The ending, however, strikes a disappointing note and should have been omitted in its entirety. It leaves the reader wondering what happened to the author that, after reaching a sublime steady stride of incoherent conjecture, she trips into delusional obscurity. Overall a creative if somewhat excessive use of the exclamation punctuation..