Instruct: Classify a given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Unpickupable

When I started reading this book my eyes went wide. I've never seen such a barbaric use of the English language. This book should be used as a school text as an example of how NOT to write. Why the inappropriate italics? Why the nicknames for every character? Could the characters be more one-dimensional? Could the story be more implausible? Has there been a worse use of syntax in the English language? The highlight for me was the author's publicity shot - check it out.