Instruct: Classify an Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Fell Asleep during Evening News

I give two stars for the spelling and the use of the word 'jounced'. Yes, it is a tragic opening. Following that, completely unlikable self righteous Mom and Dan who are completely wrapped up in their intellectualized pain. So Mom takes to drinking and Dan takes off. Poor Teddy (the shooter) lives a frustrating and aimless life until his birth father wisks him away to Nebraska where he is building a dog/cat motel. 300 plus pages of selfish introspection tied up with a nice tight bow.