Instruct: Classify an Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Lock Midge Up!

A friend gave me this book. I know my friend well enough to now realize that it was a twisted joke (this friend works in publishing and probably got a free copy ... I wouldn't even want a FREE copy). This friend didn't receive a Christmas gift this year, by the way ...Thank goodness Mr. Gooch has his little Midge of a boyfriend within - any advice anyone takes from this book would probably make a potential boyfriend run quickly in the opposite direction.Let me be straight (no pun intended): I don't like self-help books in general. I pay professionals for these services! But for people who do enjoy a little advice now and again, please take mine and DO NOT TOUCH THIS BOOK - you risk turning into a self-absorbed socipath.It should carry warning labels: Toxic Waste, Agony Aunt Drivel, etc.Caveat emptor!