Instruct: Classify a given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Never Read Junk Like This: And Other Secrets to Success

In the interest of full disclosure, let me state upfront that I spent precisely 45 minutes (and in hindsight perhaps 44 minutes too many) on this book. The author has a keen, unwavering insight into the blatantly obvious and single-mindedly pursues a one-point agenda of self-promotion. The only striking and likeable aspect about this text is the neon orange dust jacket. Is there some coincidence at all that vacant books like these are on our business best-seller list and simultaneously we seem to be losing ground to China and India?