Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Admit I read it, but rolled my eyes all the way through...

Don't get me wrong, I think books like this are great fun. I didn't have a problem with the story, they're all the same, down to what they drink and smoke and watch on TV, but the writer's "style" was grating. Her popping into the story, I think it was her, at least, was annoying, hacky, and contrived. Oh, yes, it was. And how do we know that? Because we spent the money, spent the time and read every word.