Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Complete Load of Crap

I read this book. And when I finished this book I couldn't wait to get it back to the library. It was that bad! I think the author gave it the title Ella Enchanted to give it some kind of fantasy feel to it. You just had to sit back and say "That's a complete load of crap". It was not worth reading again! I was that bad.