Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Two-star insults!

I began reading "Bored of the Rings" with great expectations (a mistake?), but soon was bitterly disappointed. Since the book is some dozen times shorter than the work of literature it parodies, the text is a summary of LotR at best. Because of this underwhelming lack of structure, the writing moves clumsily. Although the authors were certainly successful in making fun of the characters' names, they made the mistake of making everything into a tasteless gag. The truly humorous parts are few and far between, and to get to them you must find your way past unfunny oxymorons, senseless one-liners, and odd, but certainly not entertaining descriptions. Sure it's worth a read- if you aren't afraid of poking fun at great literature, that is- but only the patient few will have the nerve to get through the lewd misadventures of these hapless, reptilian boggies.