Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Makes Pirates of the Carribbean Believable

I really wanted to like this flick. I love old sailing ships and pirates and all that good stuff. This movie has single dimensional acting (except for Frank Langela who was quite good), retarded special effects where cannonballs cause huge chemical explosions and bodies are bouncing off of springboards while watercanons cause huge splashes in calm seas. I understand that this is an escapist flick and and some creative license is to be expected, but there are limitations. This ain't Indiana Jones.All in all, this huge-budgeted turkey should have been great, but falls way short in acting, unbelievable special effects and Geena Davis' cleavage shots. You can only see a petite woman overpower so many 200+lb stout sailors before becomming rediculous. If you want to see a good sailing flick, check out a little picture called "Master & Commander."