Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: The Big Blue One...

ROCK & ROLL FRANKENSTEIN sounds like an instant classic, along the lines of BASKET CASE, BRAIN DAMAGE, STREET TRASH, SLIME CITY, etc. I mean, an undead rock star made from the bodyparts of deceased rock legends? Pure gold! Unfortunately, the joke gets old fast, leading to a long, drawn-out middle section that goes nowhere. While there are some redeeming moments, including a wild final act, they are connected by vast stretches of tedium. The monster is likeable in a John-Belushi-does-Elvis sort of way. He's also the only interesting character in the entire movie! I really wanted to like R&RF. Alas, even its most disgusting / shocking parts can't offset the dullness of the overall experience...