Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: What would George and Ira say?

Love the Gershwins and Cole Porter. Love Cary Grant and Bette Davis. Hated this book for its improbable plot, annoying heroine and witty, chipper preppiness. All the substance of a frappacino. So this is chick lit? Holy #####, ladies, go re-read Pride and Prejudice.