Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Wow. Couldn't make it past the first 15 minutes

I'm not sure who is writing these 5 Star reviews, but I suspect they have something to gain from sales of this movie. This movie was so bad I had to turn it off. It was just killing too many brain cells, which leads me to believe this movie may actually be a social experiment on the dumbing down of America. I'm not sure who would've heard the songs and lyrics in this one and green lighted the project, but I'm fairly certain they no longer have a job. Bad, bad, bad. Sure, it streams for free on your Amazon Prime account, but you'd best move on- nothing to see here.