Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: This deserves a ZERO.

"Pamela" should not be making a penny from this piece of junk. If you enjoy reading stories where the man's organs are so big that the skin comes off of them during intercourse and the woman smells like gum, then this is the book for you. This book has never been proofed and it is the horribleness of it which makes you try to read it so you can laugh. She also uses real people without their permission. Kelly Clarkson in particular is made to look like a drug-using idiot.