Instruct: Classify an Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: Death is not funny to me.

Imagine a book about a man who, in the midst of eating dinner with his family, suffers a cardiac infarction, is rushed to the hospital for emergency bypass surgery, and dies there as his adult-age children wait outside. Funny, right? Well, not when it happened to a neighbor of mine. He was an executive with an accounting firm and quite a good card player as I recall. Anyway, the world is full enough of things to make fun of without adding "impending death" to the list. It is possible this book was not intended to be funny but rather to be a collection of poignant observations on death and dying; but I don't believe it for a second, Mr. Fulghum. I urge one and all not to buy this most dangerous book.