Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: Where were the commercials?

Yikes! This was pretty bad, as movies go. It had the feel of a film shot over a period of years. The characters changed personality to fit each moment as though they'd forgotten who they were yesterday. The special effects got tiresome. It was like having to listen to a car salesman chatter on what the car could do on the road when all you want is to get out there and drive. Pirates of the Caribbean reminds me of those never-seen-in-a-theater films that turn up on cable TV. You'll long for a commercial break!P.S. I'm embarrassed for Jonathan Pryce and Johnny Depp who had to stagger through this stuff.