Instruct: Classify the given Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Somebody take away this man's library card

A pedantic mudbath of fiction, fact and distorted truths so densely packed that spearating each of these would take months of research.But that is the least of the problems with this book, the story doesn't really begin until page 142. For the first 141 pages you will be assaulted by lecture after lecture after lecture of Umbault recanting history and describing ancient religous rites.After that, stodgy dialog, predictable plodding and no sex.The awful teaching he gives us is drearily accomplished for example when one character asks the other 'well tell us about the Templars' and then you get 5 or 6 pages of Templar history. Very little is revealed in the way of conflict, information is thrown at you like a piss pot from a window, exposition ad urineum.To be fair, 3 or 4 more rewrites and I think this might be a good 260 page read, right now it works well as a door stop for my study bringing in a nice cool breeze from the Adriatic.