Instruct: Classify an Amazon review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: This is the kind of book that gives pornography a bad name

If the writer wanted to create a bodice-ripping pastiche, why pick on poor Jane Austen? Why not Mrs. Gaskell or Wilkie Collins, someone whose prose was bad to begin with, where sexy updates could only be an improvement? Although, to be sure, the sexy updates would have to be a great deal less dreary than this sad attempt at erotica.