Instruct: Classify a given Amazon review as either positive or negative.
Query: A grudge review

Jeez, they'll let anything onto VHS... One of the reviews below says that if I don't think this movie's funny then "YOUR (sic) A CORPSE". Well, somebody better call 911 on me, then. This is a grudge review, given to one of those (thankfully) rare movies that actually made me angry that I'd lost 90 minutes of my life watching it. I sat there like a stone from start to finish. If I could give it negative stars I would - as it is, if my rating helps bring its star average down it'll provide some small measure of comfort...