Instruct: Classify a review as either positive or negative.
Query: Wish I hadn't wasted the money.

Overlong, overloaded with extraneous subplots, utterly lacking in fantasy, magic OR horror, redundant and repetitious, I dragged myself through this one. Don't tell me it's subtle, either; it's not, it's just not very good. A good author on a bad outing. Reread KOKO instead.