Instruct: Classify a given review as either positive or negative.
Query: Doesn't Deserve A Star

Joe Dirt is an udderly boring comedy about some moron, who was ditched by his parents at eight. David Spade suprisingly did a nice job, but the plot was horrible. Between the perverted comments and retarded jokes, Joe Dirt scores lower than dirt on my recommendations. I truly feel sorry for David Spade because this will completely ruin his image. A radio talk-show host gets Joe to spill his life's sad story over the radio. Joe starts off by him being ditched at the Gran Canyon when he was eight. The movie continues as Joe runs into: A copy of Hannibal Lecter, a country girl named Brandy, a witness relocatee (gets him in big trouble), an Indian dude, and a large collection of other completely strange things. Joe Dirt is a complete waste of time and should not be considered a choice when selecting a movie to go see.