Instruct: Classify a given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Wake me when it's over

I picked up "The Alphabet of Manliness" on my way out of a bookstore as an impulse buy. I have to learn to curb my impulses. Once suspects that the author, Maddox, actually wrote this in the tenth or eleventh grade, saved the manuscript and corrected the language later, when he finally learned to spell words other than those that have four letters. A complete waste of time on the subject of manliness and masculinity. It's obviously designed to be over the top, crude, etc., but it's ultimately a depressing read and nothing you'll ever want to revisit. This is the book that sits on top of the toilet tank and eventually gets covered by catalogs from reproduction car model makers and the Nifty Nickel. I threw my copy in the trash, which seemed like a badass thing to do. If you must visit this subject matter, look for the "Big Book of Sheer Damn Manliness" by the Von Hoffman Bros. It predates this junk by a decade and is still funnier in every way.