Instruct: Classify the given review into positive or negative sentiment.
Query: Boaty Blather

It's hard to believe this author has ever been closer to a yacht than one of those Kool Cigarette styrofoam Snark boats from 25 years back, much less travelled in the company of the Versaces and South Beach/Palm Beach yachties who populate his pretentious book. His protagonist "yacht broker" seems modeled after a used car salesman from that yachting center of North America, Hoboken. Boring. A real sleeper. Less exciting than A Tale of Two Cities to me. You want an interesting sailing book? Go to The Proving Ground... a true story that reads way better than most novels.Warning: Do NOT confuse this book with the deservedly best selling "Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown.